Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Drop Squad Strikes Again-Jimi Izrael Targeted

The mysterious Drop Squad has struck again. Earlier this morning Jimi Izrael was found wandering the streets of Santa Monica Blvd at 3 AM PDT in women's clothes, makeup and heels. He had a sign hanging from his fashionably attired neck stating that 'he loves Black women' while singing Chaka Khan's 'I'm Every Woman'.

A communique from the Drop Squad was left at a local radio station in which they claimed responsibility for the deprogramming. They stated the reason Izrael was selected over other more deserving targets such as Michael Steele, Chris Brown and Lil Kim was because of his constant anti-woman screeds.





Security around various Black Republicans was raised in the wake of this latest Drop Squad appearance.

6 comments:

Renee said...

It could not happen to a nicer misogynist LOL...Oh me thinks Jimmy is gonna loose his mind should he chance upon this post, but it gave me the laugh of the day.

Dennis R. Upkins said...

Oh I how I wish that were true.

T. R Xands said...

He had a sign hanging from his fashionably attired neck stating that 'he loves Black women' while singing Chaka Khan's 'I'm Every Woman'.

Can't. stop laughing.

jimi izrael said...

This is great. And as it happens, I'm a big fan of the film and of Chaka Khan, so you got the two-fer. I'm honored. Really.

It would be funnier if we had any evidence of this "misogyny" or "anti-woman"-ness. but why let facts get in the way of a really good shot?

Thanks again.

Monica Roberts said...

To Jimi
(singing)

I'm every woman...it's onl;y meeeee'

Isn't it time for you to mail your alimony check?

Renee said...

@Jimi do you google your name on a daily basis? Monica did not even link to you and yet you were very quick to make an appearance. What kind of arrogance does it take to spend your time on google hunting down references to yourself? Oh, if you are looking for evidence of misogyny I suggest you scroll through your own posts at the root there are plenty of examples to keep you busy for awhile.