The mysterious Drop Squad has struck again. Earlier this morning Jimi Izrael was found wandering the streets of Santa Monica Blvd at 3 AM PDT in women's clothes, makeup and heels. He had a sign hanging from his fashionably attired neck stating that 'he loves Black women' while singing Chaka Khan's 'I'm Every Woman'.
A communique from the Drop Squad was left at a local radio station in which they claimed responsibility for the deprogramming. They stated the reason Izrael was selected over other more deserving targets such as Michael Steele, Chris Brown and Lil Kim was because of his constant anti-woman screeds.
Security around various Black Republicans was raised in the wake of this latest Drop Squad appearance.