Monday, June 13, 2011

LeBron Addresses Haters-Makes More

Hey LeBron don't get mad at us.  You were the one who took your talents to South Beach and left them there.   The NBA champion Dallas Mavericks and their fans in the 214 thank you for doing so.

Oh yeah, sure was funny that a man y'all claimed was faking an illness lit y'all up with an MVP level performance that made the Heat and the city of Miami sick.

Sprechen sie Deutsch, LeBron?    The NBA Finals MVP does.

All the people that were rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. So they can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal. But they got to get back to the real world at some point."

Hey LeBron, as a resident of the real world, I'd like to point out I have the same number of NBA championship rings you do:  zero.

When you flap your gums and claim you're going to win X amount of championships, you better deliver on that boasting or you'll leave yourself open to jokes such as this.

Q. Why did LeBron skip the college ranks and go directly to the NBA?
A.  Because he never shows up for the Finals.

But seriously, if you're going to get any love from basketball fans besides the times you put on the Team USA jersey, you're damned sure going to need a good media consultant that will work on those communication skills.   At the rate you're going you're making haters at the same clip as Florida GOP governor Rick Scott.

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