I Do Not Like Republicans

TransGriot Note: Because Sen. Ted Cruz (Teabagger-TX) was desecrating the Dr. Seuss classic children's book Green Eggs and Ham during his fake filibuster stunt last night, got the idea to rewrite the classic story to slam Ted and his party.

You won't need music or your iPod's for this rewrite.  Just read it out loud with your friends and enjoy.

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I Do Not Like Republicans
Remixed from the original text of 'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr. Seuss

I am Ted 

I am Ted
Ted I am

That Ted-I-am
That Ted-I-am!
I do not like
that Ted-I-am

Do you like
Republicans?

I do not like them,
Ted-I-am.
I do not like
Republicans.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Republicans
I do not like them,
Ted-I-am

Would you like them
in the House?
Would you like them
with your spouse?

I do not like them
in the House.
I do not like them
hating my spouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Republicans.
I do not like them,Ted-I-am.

Would you vote for them
in a ballot box?
Would you like them
after watching Fox?

Not in a ballot box.
Not watching Fox 
Not in the House.
Not with my spouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not vote Republican 
I do not like them, Ted-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in your car?
Here's Rush! Here's Reince!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in my car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
The GOP 
No, your party is not for me.
I would not, could not vote GOP.
Not in my car! You let me be.

I do not like them messing with the ballot box.
I do not like them televised on Fox
I do not like them in the House
I do not like them hating my spouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Republicans.
I do not like them, Ted-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not on MSNBC!
Not in a car! Ted!  Let me be!
I would not, could not, mess with a ballot box.
I could not, would not, listen to Fox.
I will not like them hating my spouse
I will not like them controlling the House.
I will not like them here or there.
I will not like them anywhere.
I do not like them, Ted-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not on MSNBC.
I do not like them, Ted, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a ballot box.
Not with my spouse. Not listening to Fox.
I will not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
Republicans?

I do not
like them,
Ted-I-am.

Could you, would you,
give us your vote?

I would not,
could not.
give you my vote!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, give you my vote.
I will not like them in the rain.
I will not like them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not on MSNBC!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them messing with the ballot box.
I do not like them televised on Fox.
I will not vote them in the House.
I do not like them hating my spouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Republicans! 

I do not like them,
Ted-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Ted!
You need to let me be,
I already tried them.
They failed miserably.

Say!
I don't like Republicans!
I still don't like them, Ted-I-am!
And I still won't like them on a boat!
And I will never give them my precious vote.
And I will hate them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And on MSNBC.
They are so bad so bad you see!

So I will vote for Democrats at the ballot box.
And I won't watch the GOP televised on Fox.
And I will vote them out of the House
And I will vote against them with my spouse 
And I will dislike them here and there.
Say! I will vote against them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Republicans!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Ted-I-am