Texas Has Transpeeps Marrying In It

TransGriot Note: It was past time to pen this song rewrite. I'm more than a little pissed over the fact that ever since the push for same gender marriage started, transgender ones which were once done with no problems, have come under increased attack.

Now we have another Texas marriage case in which another trans woman faces not only getting over her husband's untimely death, but having her gender identity questioned, put through media scrutiny and legally stripped away a la Christie Lee Littleton for fiscal reasons.

So, time to whip out those iPod's and sing along to Moni's remixed lyrics.



Texas Has Transpeeps Marrying In It
(sung to the tune of 'Texas Has a Whorehouse In It' from the musical 'Best Little Whorehouse In Texas'

Texas has transpeeps marrying in it.
Lord have mercy on our souls!
Texas has transpeeps marrying in it
Lord have mercy on our souls!

I'll expose the facts because they fill me with disgust
Tripping because of your genitalia and carnal lust

(your genitalia and carnal lust)

A Transwoman has got married and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's hitched, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Bodies close together arms and legs all rearranged
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all of that is strange.

(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)

girl-girl boy-boy boy-girl girl-boy couples (oh no!)
Mixing with transgirl transboy all transgender couples (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting married, that much is very clear
The latest one only happened just 55 miles from here

And now our own GOP Singers

(Texas has transpeeps marrying in it)

I'll put an end to this charade

(Texas has transpeeps marrying in it)

Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Love filled copulation going on.
And it must stop

Stop that copulation!
Love filled copulation!
Stop that copulation!
Love filled copulation!

Texas has transpeeps marrying in it
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas has transpeeps marrying in it
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on us and they'll fight us till they drop
Love filled copulation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on.

Don't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and
revealing information about this and other cases.
Cause right wing haters never sleep

(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.