Friday, July 16, 2010

See? Told Y'all The Tea Klux Klan ls Racist

We've all seen the hue and cry come for the Tea Klux Klan complaining that the NAACP and the 'liberal media' mischaracterizes their movement as racist.

They deployed numerous 'Black' conservafools and imitation Internet African Americans to swarm the Net and NAACP Internet sites to 'prove' they aren't.

Methinks y'all doth protest too much.

If it walks like a racist duck, talks like a racist duck, and quacks like a racist duck, it's a racist duck, baby.

QuacKKK! QuacKKK! QuacKKK!

Speaking of racist Tea Klux Klan ducks, right on cue comes Tea Party founder Mark Williams putting his webbed foot in his mouth and proving the NAACP's point behind the resolution passed at their convention Tuesday.

He posted this 'open letter' to Abraham Lincoln on his website, which Keith Olbermann and other peeps in the blogosphere called his azz on. Thanks to the Reid Report blog, we also have a copy of the letter and a screenshot of it just in case Mark Williams belatedly realizes just how badly he just fracked up and takes it down.

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And now, presenting Mark's July 16 post from his own blog entitled, 'Colored People Change minds About Emancipation'

Dear Mr. Lincoln

We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!

In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.

The tea party position to “end the bailouts” for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds.

And the ridiculous idea of “reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government.” What kind of massa would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions!

The racist tea parties also demand that the government “stop the out of control spending.” Again, they directly target coloreds. That means we Coloreds would have to compete for jobs like everybody else and that is just not right.

Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government “stop raising our taxes.” That is outrageous! How will we coloreds ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn? Totally racist! The tea party expects coloreds to be productive members of society?

Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house. Please repeal the 13th and 14th Amendments and let us get back to where we belong.


Precious Ben Jealous, Tom’s Nephew NAACP Head Colored Person


QuacKKK, QuacKKK, QuacKKK, Mark.

That was just so hilarious. Next time why don't you do it in blackface?

The more y'all flap your gums, the more the NAACP is proven right and the more your stock plummets amongst reality based white Americans and other people of good will who deplore your race baiting tactics.

And thank you for taking the hoods off and revealing the true nature of the 18% of you in that Astroturfed movement who proudly claim Tea Klux Klan membership.

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