The Candidates From The GOP

Time for another TransGriot Song rewrite.   This one was born during one of the GOP debates.  I was on Twitter and tweeting sarcastic remarks about the breathtaking ignorance being displayed by the pack of GOP presidential candidates and a song was born.

The Candidates From The GOP
Sung to the tune of 'Wonderful World' by Sam Cooke




Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
They don't care about a science book
Or a middle class pocketbook

But I know I can't vote for you
Y'all think corporations are people too
The candidates from the GOP

Don't know much about geography
They hate on minorities
Don't care much about the rule of law
Don't know what the government is for

You think a zygote is a person, too
Ain't no way I'm gonna vote for you 
The candidates from the GOP

Now you brag about not being "A" students
But that's important to me
Because unless you're an "A" student baby
Can't get the presidency

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
They don't care about a science book
Or a middle class pocketbook

But I know I can't vote for you
Think corporations are people too
The candidates from the GOP

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(History)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Biology)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Science book)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(pocketbook)

But I know I can't vote for you
Think corporations are people too
The candidates from the GOP