Shut Up Fool Awards-Texans In Training Camp Edition

The Houston Texans have been in training camp for a week now at their facility across the street from Reliant Stadium in preparation for the 2013 NFL season which will start on September 5.  We're hoping in H-town that after two consecutive AFC South titles and two playoff runs that ended (boo, hiss) in the Divisional round our fave NFL ballers will be playing football until February 2, 2014. 

What's happening on that date besides it being the last day of the Creating Change conference in Houston?  Super Bowl XLVIII in East Rutherford, NJ.

In case you're wondering, Michael Watts of the Michael's Rant blog and I will once again be battling through the 2013 NFL regular season in our third edition of our NFL prognostication contest.  We may actually have another person that wishes to join us this season in Deep Thoughts blogger Eli Blake.  

I will be defending my 2012 NFL prognostication title I won with a 163-92-1 record on the last day and the last game (Cowboys-Redskins) of the season after Mike erased a seven game lead I'd built up.  Thank you RG3!

In 2011 Mike and I tied for the title with identical 164-92 records when I erased a four game deficit with two weeks to go in the season by going 24-8 in Weeks 16 and 17 .

But y'all didn't surf by here on the first Friday in August to hear me talk about the upcoming NFL season and my looming NFL prognostication battle.  Y'all want to find out what fool, fools or group of fools exhibited championship level stupidity, ignorance and arrogance to capture this week's TransGriot Shut Up Fool Awards.

So let's kick off this week's fun filled edition of the TransGriot Shut Up Fool Awards, shall we?

Honorable Mention Number One goes to Philadelphia Eagles receiver Riley Cooper, who let loose with the n-word at a Kenny Chesney concert in Philly when he wasn't allowed to go backstage without a pass.

Dude, all I have to say is don't go across the middle this season because there are going to be more than few pissed off corners and safeties of African descent ready to pound your azz for that remark.

Honorable Mention Number Two goes to Rep Chuck Fleischmann (R-TN) who on the heels of President Obama's visit to the Amazon.com facility in Chattanooga sent out a faux postcard with a hard to read font and three major spelling errors.   Yep, those bottom of the pack Tennessee schools are showing up again  

Get a brain, you moran moron.    Oops, I forgot, you Tea Klux Klan Republicans don't have any.

Honorable Mention Number Three goes to Hillsdale College (MI) president Thomas Arnn who used a derogatory slur to describe minority students in front of a Michigan state legislature committee

Honorable Mention Number Four is a tie between Anthony Weiner and embattled San Diego mayor Bob Filner.  A ninth woman has come forward with allegations of sexual harassment against him, and Weiner still won't drop out of the NYC mayor's race despite poll numbers that are cratering faster than the speed of light.   Do us both and the Democratic Party a favor, boys.   Resign now. 

Honorable Mention Number Five goes to George Will who sunk to the usual reprehensible conservafool dog whistle racism by stating on ABC News' This Week program on Sunday that Detroit's bankruptcy filing is the fault of 'cultural problems' and 'unwed mothers'.  

Ugh, I hate it that me and George Will share the same birthday. 

This week's SUF Award winner is CNN's Don Lemon.   After taking down a conservafool the previous week and getting props for it, he erased all that goodwill and cred he was starting to build up by cosigning Bill O'Reilly's racist statements on Fox Noise. 

Despite Black Twitter putting his ass on blast along with multiple pundits and people in the Black community for saying O'Reilly didn't go far enough with his bigoted diatribe, his clueless behind parted his lips anyway to double down on the frack up by saying he would get the 'Uncle Tom' Award.

Naw dude, you are beyond that status at this point.  You're beyond Uncle Tom-foolery and skirting dangerously close to Uncle Ruckus territory.  Frankly, I won't be shocked if I see your behind on Fox Noise when your Cable Conservative News Network contract expires.  .
 
Don Lemon, I'll let Mr. T say the rest of what needs to be said to you.