Shut Up Fool Awards- It's Taurus Time Edition

Today starts the zodiac period from April 20 to May 20 of all us proud members born under the sign of the Bull, AKA Taurus/

The long list of famous people born under this sign include Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Queen Elizabeth II, George Clooney, Stevie Wonder, Janet Jackson, Jessica Alba, Cher, George Lucas, Rosario Dawson, Jet Li, Carol Burnett, Mark Zuckerberg, and some award winning blogger y'all may have heard of.

But I know y'all didn't surf over here to read a post in which I pop my collar about all things Taurus.

I know it's Friday, and y'all wanna know who earned this week's Shut Up Fool Award.

So let's get to it.

This week's winner I'm going to the Mother Continent for in Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni 

He opened up his homophobic mouth and put his foot in it by making the statement that there is no oral sex in Uganda, 

President Museveni  claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.

"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.

"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.

Yeah, right.  You have 41.5 million people in your nation, and they are probably like the rest of the world laughing at your azz for even saying something that cluelessly stupid before they engage in consensual oral sex

You want to ban it because you probably aren't getting it on the regular.

President Yoweri Museveni, shut up fool!