Right Wing Cowboy

Been keeping up with the antics of our newly minted hypocritical right wing extremist hero in Cliven Bundy.

Like many of the people FOX Noise taps as they stir up anti-government sentiment, has tuned out to be racist and a prevaricating hypocrite who owes the federal government $1 million for illegally grazing his cattle on federal owned land.

That means he's screwing us taxpayers out of money he owes us. 

So that's the motivation and backstory behind the latest Moni song rewrite.   So fire up your iPods, Spotify or your fave music program as you sing to Moni's remixed lyrics.

Right Wing Cowboy
(sung to the tune of 'Rhinestone Cowboy' by Glen Campbell)

I've been grazing on federal lands so long
Not paying fees and I know I’m wrong
Owe a million to the feds I refuse to pay
That hustle's ending, that‘s the name of the game
And I called Fox News to give the feds the blame
There's been a load of lyin’
Gun toting friends all over the horizon
But I'm gonna be where the TV lights are shinin' on me

Like a right wing cowboy
Riding out on a horse as they claim that I’m a hero
Like a right wing cowboy
Getting cards and letters from teabaggers I don’t even know
And crying ‘I’m oppressed' over the phone

Well, I really don't mind the fame
And Sean Hannity shouting out my name
‘Just like Ruby Ridge’ they exclaim
As right wing extremists clog the highway
And I dream of the things I'll do
While the taxpayers I’ll continue to screw
There'll be even more lyin’
Gun toting friends on the horizon
But I'm gonna be where the TV lights are shinin' on me

Like a right wing cowboy
Riding out on a horse as they claim that I’m a hero
Right wing cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from teabaggers I don't even know
And crying ‘I’m oppressed’ over the phone

Like a right wing cowboy
Riding out on a horse as they claim that I’m a hero

Like a right wing cowboy
Gettin' card and letters from teabaggers I don't even know....

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