(Burp) I'm still full from my Thanksgiving grub out yesterday and still have a few days worth of food in the fridge I brought home from Mom's house to pig out on when I get hungry later today..
Some of you were probably hitting the malls or strip centers to go take advantage of your day after Thanksgiving shopping. (I hate the term 'Black Friday')
You'll note I brought back a term from my 70's teen years to name this edition of this week's Shut Up Fool awards.
So what's a jive turkey? If you got called a 'jive turkey' back in the disco era, it wasn't complimentary. It meant they were insinuating you were stupid, you didn't know what the hell you were talking about, or BSed your way through situations.
Hmm, perfect term to name an after Thanksgiving Shut Up Fool Awards post don't you think?
So let's get right to discovering what jive turkey or jive turkeys I get to carve up this week.
Honorable Mention Number one are the 13 retailers who used to be closed on Thanksgiving Day who opened for Thanksgiving this year simply because they have six less shopping days for Christmas because Turkey Day falling late this year.
And to the people in the comment sections trying to justify ruining the holidays of retail employees by trying to equate it to working as a first responder or in the hospitality or travel industry, bull feces. A hospital, fire station, police station or airport being open on Thanksgiving is a societal necessity. Wal-Mart or Best Buy being open so you can get a TV at $50 off isn't.
Honorable Mention Number two is DeKalb County, GA who had “slave” listed as an occupational choice in a new online juror questionnaire.
Honorable Mention Number three is Gun Owners of America Executive Director Larry Pratt. This Pharisee recently went off the gun nut deep end and claimed he had found firearms in the Bible, and it was proof that God was “judging” unarmed Americans and “blessing” the gun owners.
Some of you were probably hitting the malls or strip centers to go take advantage of your day after Thanksgiving shopping. (I hate the term 'Black Friday')
You'll note I brought back a term from my 70's teen years to name this edition of this week's Shut Up Fool awards.
So what's a jive turkey? If you got called a 'jive turkey' back in the disco era, it wasn't complimentary. It meant they were insinuating you were stupid, you didn't know what the hell you were talking about, or BSed your way through situations.
Hmm, perfect term to name an after Thanksgiving Shut Up Fool Awards post don't you think?
So let's get right to discovering what jive turkey or jive turkeys I get to carve up this week.
Honorable Mention Number one are the 13 retailers who used to be closed on Thanksgiving Day who opened for Thanksgiving this year simply because they have six less shopping days for Christmas because Turkey Day falling late this year.
And to the people in the comment sections trying to justify ruining the holidays of retail employees by trying to equate it to working as a first responder or in the hospitality or travel industry, bull feces. A hospital, fire station, police station or airport being open on Thanksgiving is a societal necessity. Wal-Mart or Best Buy being open so you can get a TV at $50 off isn't.
Honorable Mention Number two is DeKalb County, GA who had “slave” listed as an occupational choice in a new online juror questionnaire.
Honorable Mention Number three is Gun Owners of America Executive Director Larry Pratt. This Pharisee recently went off the gun nut deep end and claimed he had found firearms in the Bible, and it was proof that God was “judging” unarmed Americans and “blessing” the gun owners.
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