The Greed Of Texas

Well, looks like the greed and overreaching of a certain university in Austin may result in the death or continued turmoil in another athletic conference.  After we shed a tear for the Big XII in the wake of a difficult period in which Texas A& M SECeding, Missouri tying to follow them and last year Nebraska leaving for the Big Ten and Colorado for the Pac-12, and the failure so far of the vaunted Longhorn Network it was time for another song rewrite.

this time it's The Eyes Of Texas that gets the TransGriot parody treatment in order to better reflect UT's unparalleled conference killing ability.

The Greed of Texas
(Sung to the tune of 'The Eyes of Texas')

The greed of Texas has destroyed it
Like the SWC back in the day
The greed of Texas has destroyed it
And chased three teams away

Missouri's plotting to escape them
Tired of the overbearing Horns
The greed of Texas has destroyed it
And the Big XII might be gone.