Teabag Lady

TransGriot Note: Been a while since I treated y'all to one of my song rewrites. This one is dedicated to all those tragically misinformed women in the teabagger movement,

Teabag Lady
Sung to the tune of 'Bag Lady' by Erykah Badu



Teabag lady hates Obama cause he's Black
Why y'all prejudiced like that
I guess Fox News never told you
He's your president too
Yes boo, yes boo, yes boo

He just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA
I said he just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA

And he's bright
He's bright
He's bright
Ooh ooh

Teabag lady what is all the fuss
You need to shut up
Talkin' that birther stuff
When people see you comin'
People take off runnin'
From you it's true oh yes we do

One day we gone say you get out my face
One day we gone say you get out my face
I said one day we gone say you get out my face
One day we gone say you get out my face

And he's bright
He's bright
He's bright
Ooh ooh

Girl I know sometimes it's hard
And you won't let go
Obama won in a electoral landslide
You can't deny it he's American stop crying
So oh, oh, oh
If you start reading
Then you can believe it
You'll feel so much better
(So much better baby)

Teabag lady
Let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go
Ooh, ooh
Girl Fox you don't need it
I betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(Need someone to teach you right)
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, betcha info)
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, betcha info)
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, I betcha info, oh)
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(Oh...)
Betcha info make it better...

Teabag lady, hmm
Let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go
Girl you don't need Fox, hmm