1-Thou shalt exalt wealth and power before me.
2-Thou shalt make unto thee graven political images to bash Democrats with
3-Thou shalt not take the name of George W. Bush in vain
4-Remember the holy Sabbath day is great for pitching GOP policies and talking points
5-Honor the Republican Party and the conservative movement above thy mother and father
6-Thou shalt not kill unless it is a death row prisoner
7-Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you are a GOP legislator or a conservative defender of 'family values'
8-Thou shalt not steal unless it is an election or you’re working for a company that supports GOP candidates
9-Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless you work for Fox News or are a right wing talk show host
10-Thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbor’s unless it is their oil reserves or other valuable natural resources
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