Monday, September 14, 2009

UH Cougars Ranked Number 21 In AP Football Poll

Thanks to their 45-35 victory over the then number 5 ranked Oklahoma State Cowboys, my alma mater's football team is ranked in the AP Top 25 for the first time since since September 17, 1991.

That was during the run and shoot era of Cougar football. Our quarterback was David Klingler and we were ranked number 10 in the nation at the time with a huge nationally televised game against the Miami Hurricanes coming up.

We got blown out 40-10 in the Orange Bowl, tumbled to number 21 in the rankings, then got beat down the next week by Illinois 51-10 to fall out of the Top 25 and start what turned out to be an 18 year trip in football hell.

Through it all we were snubbed by the Big 12 (with much help from Texas), and suffered through some lousy Saturdays and an 0-11 season just eight years ago. There were agonizing losses and even calls from some people (probably Wronghorn fans) for the school to drop football or downgrade it to Division 1-AA.

But the Coogs are back on the prowl, starting the season 2-0, the first C-USA team to be ranked this year and we Cougar fans are deliriously happy about it.

I agree with the fans and alums calling for the university to give coach Sumlin a long term extension on his contract. We have the coach, let's do what it takes to keep him there hopefully as long as Bill Yeoman stayed.

We still have much football left to be played in this young 2009 season so I'm trying not to get overly enthused about how its started so far.

We're back in the AP football rankings, but as I'm painfully aware of, the hard part will be staying there.

Kalamazoo, MI TBLG Rights Ordinance Under Attack

I posted earlier this summer about the Kalamazoo, MI commissioners unanimously passing a TBLG rights ordinance on June 29 that expands legal protections for gays, lesbians and transgender citizens in the city.

But as I've pointed out before, passing TBLG rights laws is the easy part. It's defending them that's hell.

Predictably, the Forces of Intolerance mobilized and got enough validated signatures during their petition drive to force a November 3 vote on the issue.

So once again TBLG civil rights are up for a vote, and the folks in the Zoo could use some help in defending the ordinance. A organization called One Kalamazoo has been formed to spearhead the drive to defend the ordinance.

Fortunately Kalamazoo has Western Michigan University in its city limits, citizens who value the civil rights of everyone who lives in the Zoo and commissioners who see the value of this law.

The peeps in Kalamazoo, MI will need some help to preserve the law. If you're in the area, consider volunteering to help One Kalamazoo and make sure your voter registration is active.

If you're not, how about donating some cash ASAP to do so? Even if it's $5, $10 or $20, as the Obama campaign proved, thousands to hundreds of thousands of small contributions can add up quickly and give this group the resources it needs to beat back the christohaters.

The Forces of Intolerance lost in Gainesville, FL. They need to taste defeat in Kalamazoo, MI as well.

Kola Boof Podcast Up

I joined my Womanist Musings partners Allison and Renee yesterday in presenting another interesting Blogtalkradio show Sunday night and 'tellin' you something good'.

Our guest last night was author, womanist and activist Kola Boof.

She had a lot to say about multiple subjects ranging from how the Arab world and continental Africans really view African-Americans to her life living in Sudan and in the United States.

It was a interesting and informative hour and a half, and we sincerely thank Kola for taking the time out of her busy schedule to talk to us.

The podcast is available here for download if you wish to listen.

Don't forget to check out our podcast on Sundays at 8 PM EDT every two weeks.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

The FLOTUS Is Headed To Copenhagen

There are two weeks to go until the big International Olympic Committee meeting in Copenhagen, Denmark on October 2 that will decide which of the final four contenders gets the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.

The final four cities still in the running in this extremely tight race to secure the 2016 Games are Chicago, Tokyo, Madrid and Rio de Janeiro.

The trend over the last two IOC Olympic decision meetings is for the current national head of state to personally lobby the IOC decision makers to swing the votes for their candidate city.

Then British Prime Minister Tony Blair traveled to Singapore in 2005 to help London land the 2012 Games. Then Russian President Vladimir Putin flew to Guatemala City in 2007 to push Sochi's winning bid for the 2014 Winter Games.

The Chicago 2016 bid committee hoped to have President Obama's help in Copenhagen in light of the fact that Brazil's president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva has already said he'll be there, as will King Juan Carlos of Spain and Japan's group inviting incoming Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama and Crown Prince Naruhito to attend.

President Obama not only enthusiastically supports the Chicago group's attempt to bring the Summer Olympics back to the United States for the first time since 1996, he has taped four messages in support of the bid. He will probably do another as part of the city's final presentation.

In a message to African Olympic leaders, President Obama stated in a video, "From the beginning I have fully supported Chicago's dream of hosting the 2016 games. "If Chicago is selected for this honor we will ensure that the Olympics and Paralympic Games are a key priority for our nation...."

"You can count on our government to work as a committed partner in Chicago's quest to host a great and historic games and strengthen the Olympic movement worldwide."

But with health care reform at a critical juncture, President Obama personally called IOC President Jacques Rogge and let him know he couldn't be there.

Rogge said in a recent statement that Chicago's chances shouldn't hinge on whether Obama makes a personal appearance in Denmark.

"If they want to come, this is an honor for the IOC," Rogge said. "We'll feel honored by their presence. It would be absolutely legitimate if they go to defend the bid of their country. We are not asking for heads of state to come there.

Fear not Americans, an Obama will be in Copenhagen to charm the world and push our Olympic bid to a hopefully successful conclusion.

The First Lady will travel to Denmark along with White House adviser and former vice chair of Chicago 2016 Valerie Jarrett in advance of the critical October 2 meeting.

"It is with great pride that I will go to Copenhagen to make the case for the United States to host the 2016 Olympics." the First Lady said in a statement. "There is no doubt in my mind that Chicago would offer the world a fantastic setting for these historic games and I hope that the Olympic torch will have the chance to burn brightly in my hometown."

She's probably a better choice. She brings some international star power of her own into this event in addition to being a lifelong Chicago resident.

The proposed Olympic stadium should Chicago's bid be successful will be built on the South Side where she was born and grew up.

"I think she will represent our country extremely well as first lady, she'll represent her husband, her life partner, extremely well, and she'll represent our bid extremely well," Ryan said. "I think it's a great opportunity for us."

Mayor Richard M. Daley agreed. "Michelle's passion for Chicago is contagious," Daley said. "She will be able to share her unique perspective as to why Chicago and its residents are poised to further the Olympic movement across our country and around the world."

Ryan stated that in his travels around the world, IOC members have told him how "very, very impressed" they are with Mrs. Obama and said they hoped she'd come to Copenhagen.

Well, they're getting their wish.

Here's hoping it results in the Olympic torch relay ending with the Olympic flame being lit in a stadium on the shores of Lake Michigan in the summer of 2016.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Upset! Coogs Win!

I spent a very enjoyable afternoon watching my alma mater not only beat a Big 12 school to move to 2-0 in this young 2009 college football season, but win their first game against a top ranked opponent in 25 years.

We beat Oklahoma State 45-35 in Stillwater, OK for UH's first win against a Top 5 football program since we knocked off the hated Number 3 ranked Longhorns 29-15 in Austin on November 11, 1984.

When I was a UH student, we were a top 5 ranked program under coach Bill Yeoman. His Veer offense gobbled up yards at a prodigious rate along with wins and championships in the old Southwest Conference.

My school has fallen on hard football times since then, but may be finally turning it around under our second year coach Kevin Sumlin.

Sumlin is one of the few African-American collegiate head football coaches in what used to be known as Division 1. UH has won three consecutive encounters against ranked opponents since he arrived on campus.

The last time UH put together that long a winning streak against ranked opponents was in 1978.

Last year we won our first bowl game since 1980. This was a marquee win against a Big 12 school, a conference we feel as Cougar fans we should have been a part of from its formation.

It's already starting to get the attention of the various sports networks and college football pundits, and I'm hoping it also gets the attention of high school football players back home as well.

"For us as a program, this is a big win," UH coach Kevin Sumlin said. "It legitimizes our university and legitimizes our program. There's no doubt that one win does not make a season. But any time you can go on the road and beat a top-10 team, it really helps your confidence as a program and your pride as a university. That's more important to me than what's happened in the last 100 years."

This was a huge win, and after this bye week the competition gets even tougher as we play another Big 12 school, the Texas Tech Red Raiders September 29 at Robertson Stadium.

Congratulations Coogs, you've got this alum standing a little bit taller tonight, and I'm not using my heels to do it.

Williams Sisters In 2009 US Open Doubles Finals

For the first time in a decade, my favorite tennis playing siblings are in the US Open doubles finals.

Little Sis and Big Sis battled sustained 20 mph winds Thursday and the Russian duo of Alisa Kleybanova and Ekaterina Makarova to prevail in three sets 7-6, 3-6, 6-2.

"Good to make the final again. Encouraging and very cool," Serena said.

It put the Williams sisters in their 10th Grand Slam doubles final. A victory in the final would not only give them three of the four Grand Slam doubles titles, but would put them halfway to matching Pam Shriver's and Martina Navratilova's record of 20 Grand Slam doubles titles.

Whoever their opponent is will have to bear in mind the fact that the Williams sisters record in Grand Slam Doubles finals is a sparkling 9-0.

"Hopefully, that's a record that won't end yet," Serena said. "We really want this. I'm sure whoever we play really wants it, too."

Speaking of finals, assuming the weather is clear, Little Sis will take on Kim Clijsters at 8 PM EDT in a semifinal matchup for a spot in the finals.

Little Sis seeks to continue her march to repeat as the US Open women's singles champ and win her 12th Grand Slam singles title.

Here's hoping that this ends up as a very good weekend at Flushing Meadows for the Williams siblings.

Friday, September 11, 2009

C. Vivian Stringer Enters Basketball Hall Of Fame

Despite all the hype, Michael Jordan isn't the only person getting inducted in the Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield, MA today.

The Class of 2009 also includes David Robinson, John Stockton, Jerry Sloan and one of my fave women's basketball coaches, C. Vivian Stringer of Rutgers.

"To be a part of history and stand there and have your name in the same sentence as all those people who have been inducted into the Hall of Fame is nothing short of earth-shattering to me," Stringer said. "To think about those names and what they've done. They are even greater people than they are athletes if that's possible."

During her 38 year career spanning four decades, Stringer has led three separate teams to the Final Four and is the third winningest coach in women's college basketball.

Her 825-280 career mark puts her behind only Tennessee's Pat Summitt and Jody Conradt of Texas on the career victories list. In addition to being the 11th women's basketball coach inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, she's also a member of the Women's Basketball Hall of Fame;

Her coaching career started in 1973 at Pennsylvania's Cheyney State University. Stringer took over a newly minted program and during her 12 years there guided the school to the Final Four in 1982.

Stringer moved on to Iowa, where she also stayed for 12 seasons. She took the Hawkeyes to the Final Four in 1993 before leaving for her current position at Rutgers.

Sports Illustrated named Stringer in 2003 one of the most 101 Influential Minorities in Sports and she has written an autobiography entitled, "Standing Tall: A Memoir of Tragedy and Triumph."

Thar tragedy included her daughter Janine contracting spinal meningitis during the year of her 1982 trip to the Final Four with Cheyney State. Her husband Bill died of a heart attack on Thanksgiving Day 1992 at age 47 during the season her Iowa squad made it to the 1993 Final Four.

She's been an inspirational figure for not only the young women she coached, but off the court as well. Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. in recognition of her remarkable life bestowed an honorary membership on her in 2008.

Her off the court leadership came to the forefront in 2007 in the wake of shock jock Don Imus infamous comments aimed at the team she coached.

She turned it into a teachable moment that captured the nation's attention, jump started a dialogue on the ways that women are disrespected in addition to garnering an apology to the team from Imus.

She'll be introduced at the ceremony by her good friend John Chaney. They met when he was coaching the Cheney State men's program in the late 1970's-early 80's.

"Vivian Stringer is a true gem with exceptional courage who believes success is a marathon and as you climb you should lift others up," said Chaney, "She has been my beacon."

Congratulations, Coach Stringer. Here's hoping you finally get that elusive national championship and continue to be an inspiration to young women everywhere.

Caster Semenya Case Opening Old Wounds

I was watching the track and field championships in Berlin last month when Caster Semenya won her 800m gold medal in the fifth fastest time ever run by a woman.

But as I know from my time on planet Earth, if an African descended female athlete excels in spectacular fashion, we get accused of cheating or have ‘that’s a man’ shade hurled at us.

When you combine it with the hypercompetitive world of international sports in which national pride and prestige is on the line, it was inevitable that somebody would try to find a way to knock this talented runner out of international competition, especially with the 2012 London Olympic Games on the horizon.

Gender testing for female athletes exists thanks to the blatant cheating of Nazi Germany in 1936, several former Communist bloc nations sending female athletes into competition with questionable external gender characteristics, and the East Germans feeding their female athletes steroids for more than a decade,

But in 18 year old Caster Semenya’s case, it’s ripping the scab off some old wounds. The ripple effects of this case are reverberating across the African diaspora.

For us African descended people in North America, we see it as the continued centuries old attack on the images of African descended women and our femininity.

It’s even more acute for Black women involved in sports. The Williams sisters have not only dominated the sport of tennis in the 2K’s, but these proud, statuesque ladies are making history off the court as well.

I and many other tennis fans found it quite curious when the 2009 Australian Open website omitted them from their list of the 10 Most Beautiful Women.

It wasn’t surprising that the list was full of Eastern Europeans in addition to fawning commentary about Jelena Jankovich’s ‘Number One body to go with her (then) Number One ranking’.

The old saying is beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Black women have always been seen thanks to racist myths rooted in slavery as ‘unfeminine’ vis a vis the vanilla flavored beauty standard.

If you think I’m off base, here’s a challenge for you.

Go to your favorite bookstore or drug store and head to the magazine rack. See if you can find a beauty magazine aimed at a predominately white female audience that has an African-descended woman on the cover.

And no, Oprah magazine doesn’t count.

Our continental African cousins see this in the context of the European colonial powers seeking to embarrass Africa.

Despite the fact that the current president of the Monaco based IAAF, Lamine Diack is from Senegal, the IAAF leadership since its inception in 1912 has been dominated by Europeans.

Continental Africans still haven’t forgotten how 800m runner and 2000 Olympic champion Maria Mutola of Mozambique was dogged throughout her illustrious decade long career by ‘that’s a man’ accusations despite passing test after test.

The way the Semenya case has been handled by the IAAF has only crystallized that impression on the mother Continent.

It’s probably why officials in South Africa are backing her all the way. Makhenkesi Stofile, South Africa’s sports minister said that Semenya and her family maintain she was gender-tested without her consent and that lawyers were being consulted over possible action.

In addition, Stofile has written to the IAAF demanding an apology and seeking a response to those Australian reports claiming that she’s intersex.

Yes, if he IAAF had questions, they should have quietly done those tests. Somebody leaked the info in Berlin that got this hot mess started. It’s also not a coincidence that another leak in this case results in an Australian newspaper publishing those allegations that Stofile reacted to with “shock and disgust”.

You have to feel for Semenya in this case. It has not only put her personal business out there, but has been done so in the most humiliatingly public way possible

In the meantime, her athletic future rests on the results of the gender test and an IAAF Council meeting set to take place in Monaco November 20-21.

Semenya has also received some advice and support from India’s Santhi Soundajaran, the last woman to be subjected to this type of withering international scrutiny.

“She should not let them take away her medal or allow one test to determine her fate. “She is a woman and that’s it, full stop,” Soundarajan says. “A gender test cannot take away from you who you are.”

Even if the people behind this are determined to take away her 800m world championship.


Crossposted from Feministe

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Shut Up Fool! Awards-GOP Stuck On Stupid Edition

Before we get started, since today is the anniversary of the 2001 World Trade Center terrorist attack, let's take a moment to remember the people lost to that heinous crime.

Today is September 11, and once again we take time out of our week to scour the news cycle to expose the fools in our midst.

As our Shut Up Fool Awards mascot Mr. T constantly reminds us, fools are everywhere.

Doesn't it seem like there's been a bumper crop of them in the Republican Party and the conservative movement lately?

There were many worthy fools this week. Our usual triumvirate of Hannity, Beck and Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, FOX 'news', Sarah Palin, the 'birthers' and Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH).

But the landslide winner this week is Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC)

This fool shouted 'You Lie' while interrupting President Obama's prime time health care speech. Then when he got lambasted for it issued a half-assed apology.

It's not the first time Wilson has exhibited signs of foot in mouth disease.

This is not the first time the Wilson has stirred controversy with his remarks.

In 2004, Wilson challenged the patriotism of Rep. Bob Finer (D-CA) by calling him “viscerally anti-American.” and was forced to walk-back his statement.

Later that year Wilson called on Sen. John Kerry to apologize for testimony the Democratic presidential candidate and Vietnam veteran gave to a Senate panel in 1971 about the Vietnam War.

“Many veterans, including myself as a veteran,” Wilson said at the time, “view John Kerry's testimony that day as one of the worst public slanders ever against the valor and character of the American military.”

That statement drew the rebuke of former Democratic senator and Vietnam veteran Max Cleland, who noted that Wilson had in fact avoided fighting in the war by receiving a student deferral.

In addition, Wilson was a staunch defender of embattled former Republican Minority Leader Tom DeLay throughout his political and legal travails.

House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) said about the disrespectful outburst, “Joe Wilson took our state's reputation to a new low. I thought Mark Sanford had taken it as low as it could go, but this is beyond the pale."

Rep. Clyburn, I concur with your assessment.

Rep. Joe Wilson, shut up fool!

Arlington Independent School District Hypocrisy

I love my birth state, but hate the right wing yahoos that seem hell bent on giving it a bad name.

Like Mansfield and other North Texas school districts such as Aledo, Grapevine-Colleyville and Eagle Mountain-Saginaw,, the Arlington Independent School District after complaints from right wing parents declined to broadcast President Obama's Tuesday live back to school message.

Students who wanted to hear it had to not only get permission slips for excused absences, but go to off site locations to hear the speech.

The AISD cited it didn't want to disrupt already prepared teacher lesson plans their excuse to opt out of the Obama speech, but is firing up the school buses to take kids off AISD campuses to the Jerrydome on September 21 to hear that paragon of educational excellence, George W. Bush.

Can you say hypocrisy boys and girls? Thought you could.

Can Bushie boy spell it? Probably not.

It's not surprising since the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex was Republican decades before the rest of the Lone Star State succumbed to the conservamadness.

AISD officials said it's part of a Cowboys Stadium field trip that the North Texas Super Bowl Host Committee invited 28 fifth-grade classes to attend several months ago.

It's the kickoff event for their youth education program.

Those students who have permission from their parents to go to the Jerrydome will be hearing from Junior and former first lady Laura Bush, legendary Dallas Cowboys players and North Texas business and community leaders.

Cornerstone Baptist Church senior pastor Dwight McKissic, Sr. asked the question that many inquiring progressive minds around the Metroplex, the stare and the country want to know.

In a press release from his church, he asked, "I do not understand the duplicity in this situation. I believe the students and the public deserve and need to have these differences explained."

I can do that in one word for you, Pastor McKissic. It's spelled R-A-C-I-S-M.

I'm ALWAYS Ready For Some Football

I've written more than a few posts on this blog about my love of football.

It's the state religion of Texas, and whether it's high school, college or pro, a Texan doesn't care. I was in heaven last week enjoying the smorgasbord of college football games during Labor Day weekend.

It's part of our DNA to love the sport no matter what gender we are and a major piece of Texas culture.

One of the things I do miss about home (besides my favorite creole seasoned chicken) is Texas high school football.

Tonight the NFL season kicks off with a game between the defending NFL champion Pittsburgh Steelers and the Tennessee Traitors (oops, Titans).

Yeah, I have the Houston Texans to root for, but I still have my hate on about Bud's shady move of the Oilers to Nashville.

You have to be an original Cleveland Browns fan to understand why I won't let it go.

I grew up not only watching high school football from the stands (Go JJ Falcons) and the press boxes of the various HISD stadiums, but watching the Texas Southern University Tigers do battle with their SWAC opponents from the Astrodome and Rice Stadium press boxes as well.

The Dome press box buffet had some slamming chicken and roast beef. To me as a kid, bottomless soda cups were the best part of it.

Nah, actually it was watching those high stepping SWAC bands at the TSU games like the Ocean of Soul.

I also remember being envious (and jealous) when the Prairie View Black Foxes majorettes and TSU's Oceanettes sashayed their fine brown frames into the press box for on-air interviews to rep their schools.

I watched my beloved Cougars as a fan and later a UH student repeatedly beat the hell out of the Texas Longhorns during their days in the Southwest Conference.

Those SWC beatdowns are probably why we're not in the Big 12 now. Texas being responsible for UH not getting into the Big 12 is a major reason why I gleefully enjoy every loss for that Austin based burnt orange wearing college football team.

So yeah, I'm ALWAYS ready for some football. I'll be parked in front of my TV with my popcorn watching tonight's game and a few others from now until the BCS Championship Game and Super Bowl Sunday.

And note to the Houston Texans. Can y'all do better than 8-8 and at least make it to the NFL playoffs this year?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

America’s Anxiety About Obama Is Mostly Skin Deep

TransGriot Note: My latest piece for Global Comment:

While many people in the United States, across the African Diaspora and around the world celebrated the November 4, 2008 election of Barack Obama as our president, there were elements of my country that greeted the news with fear, paranoia, apprehension and gloom. That happens with every presidential election, but in this case, the historic nature of the event only elevated the fear levels among a certain aspect of the population.

Thanks to our original sin of slavery, the United States still has major problems when it comes to race relations. It’s been almost 150 years since the emancipation of my ancestors from chattel slavery and relations between Blacks and Whites are still as contentious as ever. If you think I’m kidding, go to any U.S.-based online discussion group and watch the sparks fly whenever race gets injected into a discussion.

It’s no surprise that a sizable slice of the electorate saw the election of Obama as their worst nightmare.

Gun sales increased immediately after the election. We’ve had the rise of the ‘birthers’, people who laughably claim that the Honolulu, Hawaii born President Obama was not a ‘natural born’ citizen of the United States and thus ineligible to be president. Never mind the fact that American citizenship is automatically conferred on any child born in the United States and elsewhere in the world as long as one parent is an American citizen.

The president’s birth certificate has been online for several years now, along with the original birth announcement published in both Honolulu newspapers. That’s still not enough evidence for the reality-challenged sore losers, though.

One of the things that was constantly parroted at liberal progressive during the Bush misadministration was ‘you lost, get over it’ and ‘you need to respect the office’. Well, what’s stopping right wingers from taking their own advice they contemptuously spat at us in this instance? I’ll tell you what: it’s the color of the president’s skin.

These people are apoplectic that an African-American presidential candidate decisively beat their GOP man and the former runner-up beauty queen from Alaska. Not to mention the fact that the conservative sheeple were infuriated that they lost to an educated Black man. President Obama is a cum laude graduate of Harvard law school who taught constitutional law, and he freely admits his wife Michelle is smarter than him.

Read the rest at Global Comment

I Repeat, It's My America, Too

Fear of a Black President is making the Stupid White Sheeple lose their damn minds and show their latent racism for the whole world to see.

Now that we have an intelligent occupant of the White House I can be proud of for the first time since 1993 and who also shares my ethnic heritage, y'all wanna start trippin'.

What's making this even more delicious for me is that it's your worst nightmare.

So let me say it to you one more time and piss y'all off some more.

Our president is an intelligent Black man who graduated cum laude with Harvard law degree. He has a statuesque First Lady who's a summa cum laude Princeton grad.

And did I mention how cute Malia and Sasha are?

Ahh, made me feel so good saying that after the last eight years of conservaincompetence and embarrassment to the country the last occupant of the White House was.

And oh yeah, he looked like y'all.

Let me repeat this point I made last month that you conservailliterates continue to ignore.

It's my America too. I am the child of TWO African descended American citizens, was educated in the Lone Star State, pay my taxes on April 15, and have voted on every election I've been eligible to participate in since 1980.

America does not equal to conservative, ignorant, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sacrilegious, rural/suburban, gun fetishist, GOP voting White Anglo-Saxon.

So keep crying those crocodile tears lamenting the America you lost. All your tea parties, Faux News propaganda, and hatin' on Obama will not change the fact that 2050 will be here soon.

You lost big on November 4, 2008. Get over it.

No, No, No GOP Version

TransGriot Note: Time for another song rewrite. The President is making his big joint congressional health care speech tonight and the GOP has been off the deep end in opposing health care reform.

So you know what that means. Tome to skewer them again.

Break out those iPods and sing along to the remixed lyrics.


"No, No, No GOP Version

Sung to the tune of 'No, No. No Pt 1' by Destiny's Child

The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Y'all don't want health care
I can see it in your eyes
But you keep on frontin'
That you want to compromise
Cause when you're on the TV
You're giving me false signs
But when I ask you what's the deal
You lie lie lie lie lie
You don't want my votes
So let's keep it real
Obama hatreds goin' on
And that's the fracking deal
The don't want the prez
To succeed like I do
Conservatism doesn't work
Is that crystal clear to you?

The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes


If you keep actin' this way
You're gonna lose more votes
Tired of GOP obstructions
2010 please hurry up
You had your time and screwed around
Messed up the USA
You have no policy solutions
Nothing positive to say
Your birthers and your deathers
Think they are so sly
They got mental problems
Aren't rational like I
America sees right through you
We know that you are slime
You're a bunch of racists
That are running out of time

The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

You can't say yes
Without regret
I must confess, your party's a zoo
Your time has come and gone
Reagan's not here boo, for you
Time for Democrats to have their say
And clean up the GOP mess today
You've screwed working people long enough and it's true
Don't wanna hear no (nooo)
Baby time to hear yes (yeees)
Tell me yes, Don't tell me (noo)

The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
The GOP says no, no, no, no, no
The country's saying yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
[Chorus until end]

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

President Obama's Back To School Speech

TransGriot Note: Since the conservafools have pulled their kids out of school today, here's the text of the so-called 'controversial' education speech that they've been trippin' about.

Well, at least the teachers will know after today which kids need extra help.




Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Back to School Event

Arlington, Virginia
September 8, 2009

The President: Hello everyone – how’s everybody doing today? I’m here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we’ve got students tuning in from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I’m glad you all could join us today.

I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it’s your first day in a new school, so it’s understandable if you’re a little nervous. I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you’re in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could’ve stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.

I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday – at 4:30 in the morning.

Now I wasn’t too happy about getting up that early. A lot of times, I’d fall asleep right there at the kitchen table. But whenever I’d complain, my mother would just give me one of those looks and say, "This is no picnic for me either, buster."

So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I’m here because I want to talk with you about your education and what’s expected of all of you in this new school year.

Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility. I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn. I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox. I’ve talked a lot about your government’s responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren’t working where students aren’t getting the opportunities they deserve.

But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.

And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.
Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide.

Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper – but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor – maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine – but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.

And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You’re going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can’t drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You’ve got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.

And this isn’t just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you’re learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.

You’ll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You’ll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.

We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don’t do that – if you quit on school – you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country.

Now I know it’s not always easy to do well in school. I know a lot of you have challenges in your lives right now that can make it hard to focus on your schoolwork.


I get it. I know what that’s like. My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn’t always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in.

So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.

But I was fortunate. I got a lot of second chances and had the opportunity to go to college, and law school, and follow my dreams.

My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn’t have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.

Some of you might not have those advantages. Maybe you don’t have adults in your life who give you the support that you need. Maybe someone in your family has lost their job, and there’s not enough money to go around. Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don’t feel safe, or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren’t right.

But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life – what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you’ve got going on at home – that’s no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That’s no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That’s no excuse for not trying.

Where you are right now doesn’t have to determine where you’ll end up. No one’s written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.

That’s what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.
Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn’t speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.

I’m thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who’s fought brain cancer since he was three. He’s endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer – hundreds of extra hours – to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he’s headed to college this fall.

And then there’s Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she’s on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.

Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren’t any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same.

That’s why today, I’m calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education – and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you’ll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you’ll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don’t feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter. Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.

I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you’re not going to be any of those things. But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won’t love every subject you study. You won’t click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won’t necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.

That’s OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who’ve had the most failures. JK Rowling’s first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, "I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

These people succeeded because they understand that you can’t let your failures define you – you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn’t mean you’re a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn’t mean you’re stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.

No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You’re not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don’t hit every note the first time you sing a song. You’ve got to practice. It’s the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it’s good enough to hand in.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don’t know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust – a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor – and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.

And even when you’re struggling, even when you’re discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you – don’t ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.

The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things got tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.

It’s the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.

So today, I want to ask you, what’s your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?

Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you’ve got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.