Shut Up Fool Awards-Miss Amazing Philippine Beauties 2011 Edition

This is Finals night for the 9th annual Miss Amazing Philippine Beauties in Manila.   One of the 25 contestants on the stage at the Manila Film Center will walk away with the title, crown and prizes.

Speaking of prizes, time to decide who walks away with being declared this week's winner of the TransGriot Shut Up Fool! Award.  

As usual we have a bumper crop of fools to choose from and we'll start with our group nominations for the GOP and Faux News.  NBA Commissioner David Stern, Michael Jordan, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain,  Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), Rep Eric Cantor (R-VA), Dan Savage, Gloria Cain, and Rick Perry.   

For this week's winner I didn't even have to leave the borders of the Lone Star State    It's Lauren Pierce, the former president of the University of Texas College Republicans and secretary (for now) of the Texas College Republicans.  She seems to think it's conservafunny to tweet about assassinating the POTUS mere hours after someone was arrested for taking shots at the White House second floor living quarters.

"Y'all as tempting as it may be, don't shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we've EVER had! #2012."

Y'all conservafools wish, Lauren.  The failed former Rangers owner living in that Prestonwood cul-de sac in Dallas has that 'Worst POTUS Ever' title on lockdown.   And I wonder if she's related to the previous occupant of the White House since Pierce is the maiden name of GW Bush's mommy?

It says on their website that the College Republican at Texas has been representing conservative values and principles at the University of Texas at Austin since 1950.

Nice to note that the next generation of GOP leadership in the Lone Star State is just as hateful, vanillacentric privileged and ignorantly clueless in representing those conservafool values as the current adult sized versions of Proven Conservative Leadership.

But we'll probably be seeing Ms Pierce in a future Texas GOP election primary or on Fox Noise soon..

Lauren Pierce, shut up fool!

Shut Up Fool Awards-2011 Post Election Edition

It's been 72 hours since a great Election Day 2011 for the Blue Team, and we'r still basking in the afterglow from our victories over conservatism.  

Maine repealed the GOP backed law attacking same day registration.  SB 5 was repealed by a double digit margin in Ohio.  The personhood amendment in Mississippi went down in double digit flames. The Democrats kept their one seat margin in the Iowa Senate.  The odious transphobic teacher hatin' knee-grow was recalled in Michigan while in Arizona they recalled the immigrant bashing Latino hatin' Tea Klux Klan senate President Russell Pearce. Annise Parker was reelected to her second term as Houston's mayor.

Only thing that would have made this night better is if Jenifer Pool had won.  Oh well, Jenifer, thank you for running and representing our Houston trans community well.   Consider this political trivia tidbit as you do you election post mortem.  Mayor Parker and President Obama both lost their first election campaigns.

Rick Perry embarrassing himself on national TV made up for it.

And that's my cue to move on to this week's Shut Up Fool Awards 'bidness', where we shine a bright spotlight on the fool, fool or group of fools who campaign on the Orwell Party platform of 'ignorance is strength'.

Our nominees this week are Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA), Herman Cain, Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), Gov. John Kasich (R-OH), RNC Chair Reince Priebus,  Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson, HISD Trustee Manuel Rodriguez, and a group award for Fox Noise.   

Honorable mention goes to Congress' favorite bigoted teabagging deadbeat dad, Rep Joe Walsh (R-IL).  He not recently received an award from Tony Perkins' Family Research Council for 'unwavering support of the family' (yeah, right) despite owing his ex-wife $115,000 in child support payment, peep the meltdown he had with his constituents back in Illinois.



But this week's winner is Mississippi Lt. Governor (and Governor-Elect) Phil Bryant (R)

At an event in Tupelo, MS in front of 30 people in support of the initiative, Bryant not only violated Godwin's Law, he said that "Satan wins" if voters reject Initiative 26 that defines personhood at fertilization.


Bryant was responding to a question from Cristen Hemmins, who was raped and shot twice during a kidnapping as a college student. "The personhood amendment would make all abortions illegal, even in cases of rape or incest. “Why can’t you men have any sympathy for women like me?” she asked Bryant.

Bryant claimed he had sympathy for Ms. Hemmins, but then compared the personhood issue to the Holocaust and the Jews of Nazi Germany “being marched into the oven,” because of “the people who were in charge of the government at that time.” He described the ballot measure as “a battle of good or evil,” and warned, “the evil dark side that exists in this world is taking hold. And they’re saying, what we want you to be able to do is continue to extinguish innocent life. You see, if we could do that, Satan wins.”.

A zygote is not a person, dude.   Y'all ain't fooling nobody on that one except your scientifically illiterate and Fox Noise watching base.  That's why 'Satan Won' on Tuesday.

Governor-Elect Phil Bryant, shut the HELL up fool.

Shut Up Fool Awards-Fallin' Back Weekend Edition

This weekend you'll be able to get that hour of sleep you lost when you sprang forward a few months ago because Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend.

So don't forget to at 2:00 AM on Sunday morning or before you go to bed to set your clocks back one hour.

Speaking of turning clocks back, that's a nice segue into our weekly Shut Up Fool awards business. 

We're keeping an eye on the fool, fool or group of fools who show us the over the top hypocrisy, mind numbing stupidity, and pretzel logic and want to turn the clock back all the way to the 18th century.

We had a bumper crop of fools competing for the award this week in Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Rep Eric Cantor (R-VA), Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), the gang at Fox Noise for a group nomination, The NBA owners for precipitating the lockout that delayed the 2011-12 NBA season that was supposed to start Monday night, Mitt Romney, Rep Paul Ryan (R-WI), Kelly Osbourne, Ron Christie, Donald Trump and Michele Bachmann.  

Honorable mention this week to Ann Coulter for her racist 'Our Blacks are better than your Blacks' comment.

But this week's winner is one of Ann's blacks* in Star Parker.   The conservanegro has been quiet since she got her butt spanked by Rep. Laura Richardson in their congressional race last November, but her big mouth roared to life this week as the Conservanegro Corps got deployed to defend Herman Cain in his sexual harassment allegation saga

She parted her lips to say on Sean Hannity's November 2 radio show that "Liberals don't want Black people to be free."



(Moni shaking her head) Star, Star, Star.   Once again you got it twisted. You are on the conservafool plantation and it's your conservamassahs that have been and still are the largest impediments to the freedom march of Black people.  They not only have been our chief oppressors, you GOP house knee-grows as usual are too stupid to realize it and are aiding and abetting them in doing so.  

Star Parker, grab an Oreo cookie and shut the HELL up fool!