You long time readers know I like to write poetry when the mood hits me, and for the last 36 hours I've had the BTAC themed poem running through my head that I finally got a chance to sit down and write.
BTAC Is Back!
An MKR Poem
BTAC is back
And unapologetically Black
We’re handling our business here in Big D
Tapping into our Afrocentric ancestry
Peeps who are trans and GNC
From sea to shining sea
Gather in Texas to build family
And become the best people they can be
The BTIPS pageant, awards gala, and Transmanifest Live
Showing the world that we will thrive
The Community Summit and empowerment sessions
Teaching us all important life lessons
The Anchors, BTMX and our Golden Flames
Putting more respect on our BTAC name
The distinguished brothers of BTMI
Are the apple of every sister’s eye
Gotta drop this knowledge
Y’all know this ain’t no lie
Have mad love for my sisters
Of BTWI
Our BTMX siblings
The new kids on the block
But you already know
Black GNC people rock
Our Golden Flames paved the way
They’re our elders who still have much to say
They have wisdom and knowledge that just needs to be tapped
Note to you BTAC younglings: they have our back
Our BTIPS pageant royalty
Reigning with grace and humility
Time once again in this Lone Star scene
To choose a new BTIPS king and queen
On Family Day
Y’all know this ain’t no fable
Some behinds are getting beat
At the spades and dominoes tables
The online trash talk
Has already begun
About last year’s kickball game
So tell me, who won?
On Saturday night
Ain’t no mystery to y'all
We’ll be looking for tens
At the Black Diamond Ball
On Sunday we say goodbye to this BTAC endeavor
Having made friends we hope will last forever
Once the hugs are over and we part ways
Start the countdown to the next BTAC in 365 days
My BTAC fam is amazing
That’s an undeniable fact
Can’t wait until the next time
I can say BTAC is Back!
Enjoy it.
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Monday, April 22, 2019
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
HB 2899
An MKR Poem
Texas GOP
Why you hatin' on trans me?
Wasting valuable legislative time
Trying the pass an unjust HB 2899
Is it because you wanna be?
Oppressors like your grandpappy?
Because you want to dictate to me
The bathroom that I get to poop and pee?
What up with that Texas GOP?
Wanting to secure a primary election victory
By attacking my humanity
That don't sit too well with me
The Texas Trans community
Just wants the opportunity
To be fabulous and free
And that sentiment is expressed unanimously
So I'll fight you incessantly
To kill this legislative insanity
Until you back up off my community
And let us be
So to Austin I'll zoom
And sit for hours in a hearing room
So it's way past time
To kill HB 2899
Texas GOP
Why you hatin' on trans me?
Wasting valuable legislative time
Trying the pass an unjust HB 2899
Is it because you wanna be?
Oppressors like your grandpappy?
Because you want to dictate to me
The bathroom that I get to poop and pee?
What up with that Texas GOP?
Wanting to secure a primary election victory
By attacking my humanity
That don't sit too well with me
The Texas Trans community
Just wants the opportunity
To be fabulous and free
And that sentiment is expressed unanimously
So I'll fight you incessantly
To kill this legislative insanity
Until you back up off my community
And let us be
So to Austin I'll zoom
And sit for hours in a hearing room
So it's way past time
To kill HB 2899
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Poetic Posts II
Most of the time I usually write poems when I'm highly pissed off and motivated to write about an issue.
As I told the DiverseWorks crowd befroe I started reading a few of them last night, there are times when you don't need a 500-800 word essay to let the world know you're pissed off about an issue.
That poetry I write sometimes finds its way to TransGriot. This is the initial compilation post for some of my earlier works, and I've written a few more of them since the Poetic Post compilation was added to the blog.
Here's the link to my next round of recent poems including the one that's gaining legendary status here called 'That Cursed Pipe' that I wrote in less than 20 minutes and performed at a local poetry slam.
Don't Hate
Bathroom Trans Hate
Shouldn't Need To Show ID To Pee
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Bathroom Trans Hate
Decided to write a new poem for the SpeakOUT Poetry Slam that's happening at the Clayton Library at 5300 Caroline St from now until 5 PM. For those of y'all in the Houston area y'all do have time to get over to this event if you want to check it out and FYI the Clayton Library is on the METRORail Red Line near the Museum District station.
The poems performed by Koomah, Tye and Scott will have TBLG themes. I decided to write this one last night slamming the bathroom meme and the use of it by right-wing haters, Christofascists and TERF's to oppose needed trans human rights laws.
So for all the hatin' you do, this poem's for you.
Bathroom Trans Hate
An MKR Poem.
One thing I am tired of seeing
When it's time to legislate
Is certain cisgender peeps tripping
When trans human rights it's time to contemplate
It's hell out here for transpeople
That subject is not up for debate
Anti-trans violence and 26% unemployment
For non-discrimination laws we can't wait
Conservafools don't want that to happen
They'll do anything to obfuscate
So what do they do to stop it?
They deploy the bathroom trans hate
Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists
Cry the same white women's tears
I'm sick and tired of their transphobia
And disco era sneers
Have to deal to with christofascists
Letting their trans hatred flow
But God made transpeople, too
Because the Bible I read tells me so
They'll say we'll sexually assault you
Molest your kids in the stalls as they cry
But I'm here to tell you cis people
That's a baldfaced transphobic lie.
For six decades none of that's happened
From sea to shining sea
The only things transpeeps do in the bathroom
Is poop, piss and wash our hands after we pee
So let me say this succinctly
Here is my bathroom plan
I'm handling my bodily functions
And getting out as fast as I can
Yeah, I'll check myself out in the mirror
To see if I'm still looking fly
Once I've finished my beauty business
Hasta la vista, see you later, buh-bye
GOP politicians have no logical reason
To oppose trans human rights in our state
So the only tool they have to oppose it
Is to 'scurr' you with bathroom trans hate
So don't be fooled, tricked or bamboozled
All us transpeeps sure will appreciate
That you peeps do whatever you can possibly do
To flush all of the bathroom trans hate
The poems performed by Koomah, Tye and Scott will have TBLG themes. I decided to write this one last night slamming the bathroom meme and the use of it by right-wing haters, Christofascists and TERF's to oppose needed trans human rights laws.
So for all the hatin' you do, this poem's for you.
Bathroom Trans Hate
An MKR Poem.
One thing I am tired of seeing
When it's time to legislate
Is certain cisgender peeps tripping
When trans human rights it's time to contemplate
It's hell out here for transpeople
That subject is not up for debate
Anti-trans violence and 26% unemployment
For non-discrimination laws we can't wait
Conservafools don't want that to happen
They'll do anything to obfuscate
So what do they do to stop it?
They deploy the bathroom trans hate
Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists
Cry the same white women's tears
I'm sick and tired of their transphobia
And disco era sneers
Have to deal to with christofascists
Letting their trans hatred flow
But God made transpeople, too
Because the Bible I read tells me so
They'll say we'll sexually assault you
Molest your kids in the stalls as they cry
But I'm here to tell you cis people
That's a baldfaced transphobic lie.
For six decades none of that's happened
From sea to shining sea
The only things transpeeps do in the bathroom
Is poop, piss and wash our hands after we pee
So let me say this succinctly
Here is my bathroom plan
I'm handling my bodily functions
And getting out as fast as I can
Yeah, I'll check myself out in the mirror
To see if I'm still looking fly
Once I've finished my beauty business
Hasta la vista, see you later, buh-bye
GOP politicians have no logical reason
To oppose trans human rights in our state
So the only tool they have to oppose it
Is to 'scurr' you with bathroom trans hate
So don't be fooled, tricked or bamboozled
All us transpeeps sure will appreciate
That you peeps do whatever you can possibly do
To flush all of the bathroom trans hate
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Does Homophobia Go With That Hate?
The latest in my ongoing series of song rewrites was motivated by the recent instances in Kansas and New Jersey of alleged 'christians' stiffing their wait staff out of their tips because of their bigoted perceptions they were gay.
So y'all know the drill, break out the iPods and sing along to Moni's remixed lyrics
Does Homophobia Go With That Hate?
Sung to the tune of 'Do Fries Go With That Shake' by George Clinton.
Oh oh
Oh ohh
Oww oww
Oh, I see the damndest things
Working in the restaurant game
On duty, my feet are tired and ache
Then a big party comes my way
I had a big tip coming today
Instead all I received was hate.
Making my blood boil again
(chorus)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
They said my gayness they could see
And that means there's no tip for me
A Christian?
That's a big fat lie
All that means is I got stiffed
Less cash for me at the end of my shift
Don't even try it
Does homophobia go with that hate? (does homophobia go with that hate? X4)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
You know homophobia isn't marvelous (x2)
I'm working hard
Don't need this shyt
Judgmental christophobes
Make me sick
So don't try it
Ooohh, this homophobic bigotry isn't sweet
Its got me and my peeps ready to riot
Ohh, Does homophobia go with that hate? Does homophobia go with that hate? X4)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Oh oh, oh oh
With LGBT peeps you got beef
So don't blame it on Christian beliefs
You need to stop telling that big lie
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
(fade to end)
So y'all know the drill, break out the iPods and sing along to Moni's remixed lyrics
Does Homophobia Go With That Hate?
Sung to the tune of 'Do Fries Go With That Shake' by George Clinton.
Oh oh
Oh ohh
Oww oww
Oh, I see the damndest things
Working in the restaurant game
On duty, my feet are tired and ache
Then a big party comes my way
I had a big tip coming today
Instead all I received was hate.
Making my blood boil again
(chorus)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
They said my gayness they could see
And that means there's no tip for me
A Christian?
That's a big fat lie
All that means is I got stiffed
Less cash for me at the end of my shift
Don't even try it
Does homophobia go with that hate? (does homophobia go with that hate? X4)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
You know homophobia isn't marvelous (x2)
I'm working hard
Don't need this shyt
Judgmental christophobes
Make me sick
So don't try it
Ooohh, this homophobic bigotry isn't sweet
Its got me and my peeps ready to riot
Ohh, Does homophobia go with that hate? Does homophobia go with that hate? X4)
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Oh oh, oh oh
With LGBT peeps you got beef
So don't blame it on Christian beliefs
You need to stop telling that big lie
Does homophobia go with that hate?
Does homophobia go with that hate?
(fade to end)
Sunday, June 09, 2013
That Cursed Pipe
I do need to write and post more of my poetry on the blog in the future for those slow news days and weekends and to keep those skills sharp.
I needed to get out of the house last night, and with Carter making another trip down I-45, I got to hang out at Club ISIS in downtown Houston with him, Tye West and two more BTMI members for a few hours.
Club ISIS back in the early 20th century was the original silent movie theater and three level performance venue space in H-town that has been renovated and can be (and is) rented to host a wide range of events.
One of the things that was going on there last night was a poetry slam entitled 'The Vagina Monologues' which wasn't even close to the Eve Ensler play that has an all trans version BTW, but in which the vagina was the central theme of many of the poems performed by the African descended people in the room.
There was also a vendor area when you entered Club ISIS with several female entrepreneurs selling goods and services. BTMI had an information table there that I kept Tye and Carter company at as the DJ played a nice mix of music.
The poetry slam got started around 7:30 PM. Tye read one of his poems and I was so inspired by him and some of the other people reading at the event I pulled out a mini notepad and pen I keep in my purse, scribbled this poem in 20 minutes, then stepped to the mic and performed it to an appreciative audience judging by the post performance feedback I got.
Hey, I'm blessed with mad writing skills like that. Unfortunately it wasn't recorded. It didn't occur to Carter and Tye to tape it until I was done.
After I stepped away from the mic, the poetry slam concluded. I sat down at the BTMI table and ended up being approached by several cis women in the audience who wanted to know what life was like for me and other transwomen. Since they graciously asked, I took the time to do a Trans 101 segment and break it down for them as Tye did so from the transmasculine spectrum.
I also ended up with a few business cards for the organizer and other folks who want me at the next poetry slam they organize.
But here's the new for the 2K13 MKR poem I performed at Club ISIS, entitled 'That Cursed Pipe'
***
That Cursed Pipe
An MKR Poem
Doctor slapped me on the butt
Mom's bundle of joy
Then he announced, "It's a boy!"
Dude, stop lying
I'm a girl with a stick for a vagina
Fighting for my femininity
They still can't see
Phenomenal transwoman
Too many of us dying
Because we want to trade the stick in for a vagina
Kunaporn, Menard, Brassard
Bowers, McGinn
Have the skills to turn the stick
from an out to an in
But I don't have 20K
For that trip to Thailand
And get the snip and tuck
And y'all fail to understand
Not all women have vaginas
Some of us aren't born with one
Femininity is way more
Than what's between your legs, hon
Don't call me he/she
Shemale, shim
Can't control the fact
I was not born a she but a him
But I got here as fast as I could
I got the snip and tuck
It's paid for with the blood
Of all the transwomen who didn't have my luck
To thrive, survive and stay alive
And know what it's like
To have a new vagina
Instead of that cursed pipe
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Shouldn't Need To Show ID To Pee
TransGriot Note: When I'm upset or pissed about something, I express it sometimes with my poetry. Been a while since I've written one about an issue that deeply angered me enough to get to the point I'm spitting rhyming lines.
SB 1432, the Arizona unjust 'Papers to Pee' bill qualifies as a catalyst for this latest poetic creation.
An MKR Poem
For sixty years we've been free
As transpeople to go and pee
In the bathroom that matches our identity
And this wasn't a problem until recently
Now you haters wanna jack with that tranquility
Because we're gaining trans human rights equality
Used a tactic from the white supremacist dustbin of history
And attacked trans people's humanity
Radical feminist fools and sacrilegious right wing shills
Labeling trans rights laws 'bathroom bills'
Heaping upon transpeeps around the nation
A massive helping of discrimination.
Arizona legislator John Kavanagh
Took the trans hate one step too far
With the unjust bill that's cis tyranny
And would force trans people to show papers to pee
Whether you're a trans mister or miss
All we need to do in the bathroom is poop or piss
So Kavanagh please explain to me
Why transpeople need to show an ID to pee?
As is being trans isn't a big enough life stressor
Now comes this GOP legislative oppressor
Six months in jail and a $2,500 fine
For using the bathroom? Are you out of your mind?
Is this the way the GOP wields legislative clout?
Is this the 'small government' you rail about?
Seems like conservatives aren't having fun
Unless they're actively hating and oppressing someone
Kavanagh needs to step back and chill
And spike this oppressive and unjust bill
Because it's obvious to everyone who yearns to be free
That you shouldn't need to show ID to pee
SB 1432, the Arizona unjust 'Papers to Pee' bill qualifies as a catalyst for this latest poetic creation.
An MKR Poem
For sixty years we've been free
As transpeople to go and pee
In the bathroom that matches our identity
And this wasn't a problem until recently
Now you haters wanna jack with that tranquility
Because we're gaining trans human rights equality
Used a tactic from the white supremacist dustbin of history
And attacked trans people's humanity
Radical feminist fools and sacrilegious right wing shills
Labeling trans rights laws 'bathroom bills'
Heaping upon transpeeps around the nation
A massive helping of discrimination.
Arizona legislator John Kavanagh
Took the trans hate one step too far
With the unjust bill that's cis tyranny
And would force trans people to show papers to pee
Whether you're a trans mister or miss
All we need to do in the bathroom is poop or piss
So Kavanagh please explain to me
Why transpeople need to show an ID to pee?
As is being trans isn't a big enough life stressor
Now comes this GOP legislative oppressor
Six months in jail and a $2,500 fine
For using the bathroom? Are you out of your mind?
Is this the way the GOP wields legislative clout?
Is this the 'small government' you rail about?
Seems like conservatives aren't having fun
Unless they're actively hating and oppressing someone
Kavanagh needs to step back and chill
And spike this oppressive and unjust bill
Because it's obvious to everyone who yearns to be free
That you shouldn't need to show ID to pee
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
The Wedding Reception
I haven't treated you TransGriot readers to my fiction writing talents in a while and I'm going to do so with an assist from the characters of the anime series You're Under Arrest.
I've written about the show and one character in particular in the person of Sgt. Aoi Futaba, who despite what far too many cis people in anime world mislabel as a crossdresser and misgender her, is undeniably a girl like us.
Aoi in the You're Under Arrest series realistically experiences the issues and emotions we go through as she lives her life and does her job as a Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department officer.
This photo I stumbled across of Miyuki and Ken's wedding gave me an idea for a short story based on Aoi and the You're Under Arrest characters..
Hope you enjoy it.
***
"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Nakajima!"
"Thank you, Chief," Ken and Miyuki said in unison as they sat at their bride and groom table in the redecorated Bokuto Station cafeteria where their wedding reception was being held.
"Took them long enough," said Natsumi.
So when are you and Shoji tying the knot, Christmas Cake?"
"I got your Christmas Cake, tramp"
"That's Mrs. Tramp to you, Natsumi." Miyuki said with a mischievous smirk on her face.
"Keep it up Miyuki and I'm taking my wedding gift back."
"That would make you look bad, Ms. Maid of Honor."
As everyone chuckled over the good natured ribbing best friends Miyuki and Natsumi were giving each other, Miyuki noticed Aoi sitting at one of the tables in her bridesmaid dress forlornly picking at her food and gazing at the other couples dancing. Ken noticed the concern etched on his bride's face when he asked, "What's wrong with Aoi?"
"Yeah, she was fine this morning before the ceremony," said Saori.
I think I know what might be bothering her, thought Miyuki.
"I'll find out," said Yoriko as she turned on her heel with the bridal bouquet in hand and walked in the direction of Aoi's table.
"Kenny, do you have your cell phone?"
"Yeah Miyuki. Why?" he asked as he pulled it out of his tuxedo jacket pocket and handed it over to his wife.
"I'll explain later," she said as she started dialing a number and watched Yoriko amble toward Aoi..
Moments later she was at Aoi's table and settling into a chair next to her. "You all right?"
"I'm fine,Yoriko."
"You don't look fine, Aoi. You look unhappy."
"Just thinking about something, that's all."
"About what?"
"About my chances of experiencing a day like this."
"Aww, it'll happen for you."
"More likely it'll happen for you since you caught the bouquet."
"I was just lucky as usual."
"Umm hmm. And who shoved me and two other girls out of the way so you could catch it?"
"Well, all's fair in love, war and catching bridal bouquets."
"I'll keep that in mind the next time one of your boyfriends is hitting on me."
Yoriko's eyes widened in shock before Aoi allowed a grin to spread across her face. .
"I'm kidding." Aoi said in an earnest tone. "You're my partner, I love you and you know I'd never disrespect you like that."
Yoriko nodded as they watched Miyuki and Kenny continue to accept congratulations from fellow officers and the reception attendees as Aoi sighed again..
"Miyuki made a beautiful bride today didn't she?"
"Yes she did. She looks so radiant."
"She should. She's been waiting for this day to happen for years."
After a few more sighs from Aoi and silent pauses to watch the happy couple, Yoriko finally decided she'd had enough and it was time to get busy with her mission of finding out what was bothering her patrol partner.
"So what's really bothering you Aoi?"
'What do you mean?"
"Ever since I sat down at this table, you been looking at the other couples, Miyuki and Kenny and sighing. They noticed how sad you looked."
"I didn't mean to worry her."
"Well, she is. She's concerned about you and so am I. So spill it. What's wrong?"
Aoi paused a few moments to gather her thoughts before she turned in her seat and faced Yoriko.
"This wedding has caused me to review my romantic life and notice it sucks."
"It sucks? You're the one that has handsome guys falling all over you every time we go out or on patrol," Yoriko said.
"Don't even go there, Miss I-Had-a-Middle Eastern-Prince-Falling-All-Over-Me."
"And I guess you forgot about.Go Kitakoji proposing to you."
"No, I haven't."
"What do you mean?"
"I've been thinking a lot about him this week."
"Really?" said Yoriko with a raised eyebrow.
"Umm hmm. We were a couple for about a year."
"Wait a minute. How did you pull that off and not have me or the media find out?"
"It wasn't easy. And neither was keeping you from finding out."
Yoriko chuckled as Aoi recounted the story. "Three years ago he asked me to meet him in Hong Kong for a movie he was shooting there."
"You went to Hong Kong, too?"
"Sure did."
'So what happened?"
"He sent me round trip first class tickets from Narita. When I arrived in Hong Kong I was picked up in a white limo and taken to one of the best hotels in town. When I arrived in my room there were several vases filled with my favorite red and white roses." Aoi said as she savored the memory.
Yoriko nodded as she continued. "There was also a heart shaped box of chocolate with a note from Go, and when I opened it a debit card was inside."
"What did the note say?"
"It was so sweet. Go mentioned how much he was looking forward to seeing me when he was finished shooting for the day. It also told me to use the card to go shopping and pick myself up something nice to wear for our date later that evening."
'Wow."
"I go into the bathroom to freshen up before I go shopping, and there's a basket with my favorite bubble bath, perfume and a dozen more red and white roses."
"Sounds like he went all out."
"Yeah, he did. And when he finally arrived it was a waste of time for me to get dressed that evening because we never left the hotel room."
"Why?"
"Neither one of us wanted to leave," said Aoi. "Although he really wanted to, he was tired from the shoot and I was tired from the travel day. So we just ordered room service, talked and caught up on what had transpired in our lives since we last saw each other."
"And?"
"And then he kissed me"
"'I knew it!" said Yoriko. "Get to the juicy part. What happened next?"
"We ended up going to bed with me wrapped up in his arms.".
"Aww, that's it?"
"Like I said, we were tired. He didn't have to shoot the next day, so we spent the day together."
"And?"
"And it was wonderful. When we got back to my room as soon as the door closed he gave me a kiss that just rocked me to my core." .
"See Aoi...you always get the good ones."
"Nothing happened further than us stripping down to underwear. I still hadn't had my surgery yet and I was still very insecure and shy about my body."
'You know Go loves you and doesn't care about you being a transwoman."
"I know, but at that time I hadn't gotten past that in my own mind. I had a hard time believing he really did love me for being the woman I am despite what was between my legs."
They observed Miyuki and Kenny taking their first dance as a couple before Aoi continued. "The weekend came to an end and I headed back to Japan. He invited me to come to his house two weeks later to talk, and it was that moment we decided to become a couple."
'Wow."
"He wanted to be honest and open about our relationship, and Sachiko and I wanted to keep it quiet out of concerns for his career.
"Who's Sachiko?"
"Go's publicist. I also wanted to keep it quiet to avoid a repeat of what happened with the two jealous fans at Bokuto Station"
"That must have been hard on you, Aoi"
"It was, but Go made sure we spent quality time together. He was there when I needed him to be, even when I had the surgery in Thailand."
"I don't remember him being there with you. I was at your bedside."
"Yes, you were Yoriko. But not for the two days you went to Pattaya and the beach."
"Oops..forgot about that."
"While I was with him he introduced me to several other trans women in Japan and from around Asia. Two of us became great friends."
She and Yoriko watched Miyuki hug Randy Hammond and his grandfather before she continued.
"I'll never forget one of the things Go said to me that weekend in Hong Kong."
"What was it?"
"It was just before we went to sleep. I could feel his manhood pressing against me, he was planting kisses along my neck and caressing my body. I felt so powerful and feminine until he reached his hand inside my panties and was about to touch me there."
"I tensed up and asked him to stop. He complied, but said before he stopped stroking down there,'The genitals between your legs does not determine whether you are a man or woman. What's between your ears and in your heart does."
"He's right about that, Aoi."
Yoriko and Aoi were mildly startled to see Miyuki standing there before she sat down to join them at their table. "I've said for years you were more feminine than all of us at Bokuto Station.and joked that you were the daughter my mother wanted."
They all laughed before Miyuki continued. "I wanted you as one of my bridesmaids and so did Kenny. You're one of our dearest friends, you're one of the girls and you played a major role along with Yoriko and Natsumi in making this day happen."
"That was sweet of you to say. You don't know how much I appreciate that."
"Kenny and I appreciate you agreeing to be part of our wedding. Now can you do me a favor?"
"What is it, Miyuki?"
"Can you put that beautiful smile back on your face for the rest of the reception?" asked Miyuki. "I won't be happy heading off to Hawaii for my honeymoon knowing that you were upset about whatever is bothering you."
"I think I can manage that for you."
"Good," Miyuki said as she hugged Aoi before getting up from her chair to head back to her table.
The DJ stopped the music a few moments later and handed the mic to Ken for him to say a few words.
"Umm, Miyuki and I thank all of you for coming to our wedding, to this reception and for all the well wishes and gifts we've received as we start a new chapter in our lives together."
"We were wondering when you were going to wise up and marry her," someone shouted as the crowd chuckled. Ken let the laughter at his expense subside before he continued.
"We would like our bridesmaids and groomsmen to come to the front of the room. We have gifts to thank them for participating in our special day."
It took a few minutes for them to make their way from their separate corners of the room to where Ken and Miyuki were standing and form the gender specific lines to receive their gifts. First all the groomsmen received theirs, then the bridesmaids were next. As Aoi approached and received hers, Miyuki was handed the microphone by Ken and she said "Aoi, wait a moment, we have another gift especially for you."
Aoi looked puzzled at first along with the other bridesmaids when she said that, and a low murmur went through the crowd speculating about what this gift could be.
"Aoi was one of the people along with Natsumi and Yoriko, responsible for getting me and Kenny to see how much we loved each other and belonged together.for the rest of our lives. Now it's time for us to return the favor."
Miyuki paused for dramatic effect before saying, "You can come in now."
Some of the women in the room began to shriek when Go walked in to the opposite entrance to the room dressed in a black tux carrying a single white and red roses along with a stylishly dressed Sachiko flanked by two bodyguards. Shock and then glee registered on Aoi's face as she spotted them, and she hugged both Sachiko and Go when they arrived at the spot near the DJ area where they were standing.
As Sachiko fished a small box out of her designer purse Go handed Aoi the two roses, smiled as he took the box from his publicist before dropping down to one knee.
"Aoi Futaba, I have loved you ever since the day I first laid eyes upon you many years ago. That love for you has only grown over time and will not go away despite the many obstacles that have been placed in both our paths."
The tears were starting to flow down Aoi's face as Go continued. "Aoi Futaba, I cannot waste another minute of my life not having you in it. Will you marry me?"
"Yes!" Aoi said with excited glee as Go arose, placed the engagement ring on her finger and kissed her as cameras flashed and people cheered .
When the excitement was over Yoriko nudged Aoi with her elbow to get her attention and then whispered into her ear, "Told you it would happen for you"
.
I've written about the show and one character in particular in the person of Sgt. Aoi Futaba, who despite what far too many cis people in anime world mislabel as a crossdresser and misgender her, is undeniably a girl like us.
Aoi in the You're Under Arrest series realistically experiences the issues and emotions we go through as she lives her life and does her job as a Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department officer.
This photo I stumbled across of Miyuki and Ken's wedding gave me an idea for a short story based on Aoi and the You're Under Arrest characters..
Hope you enjoy it.
***
"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Nakajima!"
"Thank you, Chief," Ken and Miyuki said in unison as they sat at their bride and groom table in the redecorated Bokuto Station cafeteria where their wedding reception was being held.
"Took them long enough," said Natsumi.
So when are you and Shoji tying the knot, Christmas Cake?"
"I got your Christmas Cake, tramp"
"That's Mrs. Tramp to you, Natsumi." Miyuki said with a mischievous smirk on her face.
"Keep it up Miyuki and I'm taking my wedding gift back."
"That would make you look bad, Ms. Maid of Honor."
As everyone chuckled over the good natured ribbing best friends Miyuki and Natsumi were giving each other, Miyuki noticed Aoi sitting at one of the tables in her bridesmaid dress forlornly picking at her food and gazing at the other couples dancing. Ken noticed the concern etched on his bride's face when he asked, "What's wrong with Aoi?"
"Yeah, she was fine this morning before the ceremony," said Saori.
I think I know what might be bothering her, thought Miyuki.
"I'll find out," said Yoriko as she turned on her heel with the bridal bouquet in hand and walked in the direction of Aoi's table.
"Kenny, do you have your cell phone?"
"Yeah Miyuki. Why?" he asked as he pulled it out of his tuxedo jacket pocket and handed it over to his wife.
"I'll explain later," she said as she started dialing a number and watched Yoriko amble toward Aoi.. Moments later she was at Aoi's table and settling into a chair next to her. "You all right?"
"I'm fine,Yoriko."
"You don't look fine, Aoi. You look unhappy."
"Just thinking about something, that's all."
"About what?"
"About my chances of experiencing a day like this."
"Aww, it'll happen for you."
"More likely it'll happen for you since you caught the bouquet."
"I was just lucky as usual."
"Umm hmm. And who shoved me and two other girls out of the way so you could catch it?"
"Well, all's fair in love, war and catching bridal bouquets."
"I'll keep that in mind the next time one of your boyfriends is hitting on me."
Yoriko's eyes widened in shock before Aoi allowed a grin to spread across her face. .
"I'm kidding." Aoi said in an earnest tone. "You're my partner, I love you and you know I'd never disrespect you like that."
Yoriko nodded as they watched Miyuki and Kenny continue to accept congratulations from fellow officers and the reception attendees as Aoi sighed again..
"Miyuki made a beautiful bride today didn't she?"
"Yes she did. She looks so radiant."
"She should. She's been waiting for this day to happen for years."
After a few more sighs from Aoi and silent pauses to watch the happy couple, Yoriko finally decided she'd had enough and it was time to get busy with her mission of finding out what was bothering her patrol partner.
"So what's really bothering you Aoi?"
'What do you mean?"
"Ever since I sat down at this table, you been looking at the other couples, Miyuki and Kenny and sighing. They noticed how sad you looked."
"I didn't mean to worry her."
"Well, she is. She's concerned about you and so am I. So spill it. What's wrong?"
Aoi paused a few moments to gather her thoughts before she turned in her seat and faced Yoriko.
"This wedding has caused me to review my romantic life and notice it sucks."
"It sucks? You're the one that has handsome guys falling all over you every time we go out or on patrol," Yoriko said.
"Don't even go there, Miss I-Had-a-Middle Eastern-Prince-Falling-All-Over-Me."
"And I guess you forgot about.Go Kitakoji proposing to you."
"No, I haven't."
"What do you mean?"
"I've been thinking a lot about him this week."
"Really?" said Yoriko with a raised eyebrow.
"Umm hmm. We were a couple for about a year."
"Wait a minute. How did you pull that off and not have me or the media find out?"
"It wasn't easy. And neither was keeping you from finding out."
Yoriko chuckled as Aoi recounted the story. "Three years ago he asked me to meet him in Hong Kong for a movie he was shooting there."
"You went to Hong Kong, too?"
"Sure did."
'So what happened?"
"He sent me round trip first class tickets from Narita. When I arrived in Hong Kong I was picked up in a white limo and taken to one of the best hotels in town. When I arrived in my room there were several vases filled with my favorite red and white roses." Aoi said as she savored the memory.
Yoriko nodded as she continued. "There was also a heart shaped box of chocolate with a note from Go, and when I opened it a debit card was inside."
"What did the note say?"
"It was so sweet. Go mentioned how much he was looking forward to seeing me when he was finished shooting for the day. It also told me to use the card to go shopping and pick myself up something nice to wear for our date later that evening."
'Wow."
"I go into the bathroom to freshen up before I go shopping, and there's a basket with my favorite bubble bath, perfume and a dozen more red and white roses."
"Sounds like he went all out."
"Yeah, he did. And when he finally arrived it was a waste of time for me to get dressed that evening because we never left the hotel room."
"Why?"
"Neither one of us wanted to leave," said Aoi. "Although he really wanted to, he was tired from the shoot and I was tired from the travel day. So we just ordered room service, talked and caught up on what had transpired in our lives since we last saw each other."
"And?"
"And then he kissed me"
"'I knew it!" said Yoriko. "Get to the juicy part. What happened next?"
"We ended up going to bed with me wrapped up in his arms.".
"Aww, that's it?"
"Like I said, we were tired. He didn't have to shoot the next day, so we spent the day together."
"And?"
"And it was wonderful. When we got back to my room as soon as the door closed he gave me a kiss that just rocked me to my core." .
"See Aoi...you always get the good ones."
"Nothing happened further than us stripping down to underwear. I still hadn't had my surgery yet and I was still very insecure and shy about my body."
'You know Go loves you and doesn't care about you being a transwoman."
"I know, but at that time I hadn't gotten past that in my own mind. I had a hard time believing he really did love me for being the woman I am despite what was between my legs."
They observed Miyuki and Kenny taking their first dance as a couple before Aoi continued. "The weekend came to an end and I headed back to Japan. He invited me to come to his house two weeks later to talk, and it was that moment we decided to become a couple."
'Wow."
"He wanted to be honest and open about our relationship, and Sachiko and I wanted to keep it quiet out of concerns for his career.
"Who's Sachiko?"
"Go's publicist. I also wanted to keep it quiet to avoid a repeat of what happened with the two jealous fans at Bokuto Station"
"That must have been hard on you, Aoi"
"It was, but Go made sure we spent quality time together. He was there when I needed him to be, even when I had the surgery in Thailand."
"I don't remember him being there with you. I was at your bedside."
"Yes, you were Yoriko. But not for the two days you went to Pattaya and the beach."
"Oops..forgot about that."
"While I was with him he introduced me to several other trans women in Japan and from around Asia. Two of us became great friends."
She and Yoriko watched Miyuki hug Randy Hammond and his grandfather before she continued.
"I'll never forget one of the things Go said to me that weekend in Hong Kong."
"What was it?"
"It was just before we went to sleep. I could feel his manhood pressing against me, he was planting kisses along my neck and caressing my body. I felt so powerful and feminine until he reached his hand inside my panties and was about to touch me there."
"I tensed up and asked him to stop. He complied, but said before he stopped stroking down there,'The genitals between your legs does not determine whether you are a man or woman. What's between your ears and in your heart does."
"He's right about that, Aoi."
Yoriko and Aoi were mildly startled to see Miyuki standing there before she sat down to join them at their table. "I've said for years you were more feminine than all of us at Bokuto Station.and joked that you were the daughter my mother wanted."
They all laughed before Miyuki continued. "I wanted you as one of my bridesmaids and so did Kenny. You're one of our dearest friends, you're one of the girls and you played a major role along with Yoriko and Natsumi in making this day happen."
"That was sweet of you to say. You don't know how much I appreciate that."
"Kenny and I appreciate you agreeing to be part of our wedding. Now can you do me a favor?"
"What is it, Miyuki?"
"Can you put that beautiful smile back on your face for the rest of the reception?" asked Miyuki. "I won't be happy heading off to Hawaii for my honeymoon knowing that you were upset about whatever is bothering you."
"I think I can manage that for you."
"Good," Miyuki said as she hugged Aoi before getting up from her chair to head back to her table.
The DJ stopped the music a few moments later and handed the mic to Ken for him to say a few words.
"Umm, Miyuki and I thank all of you for coming to our wedding, to this reception and for all the well wishes and gifts we've received as we start a new chapter in our lives together."
"We were wondering when you were going to wise up and marry her," someone shouted as the crowd chuckled. Ken let the laughter at his expense subside before he continued.
"We would like our bridesmaids and groomsmen to come to the front of the room. We have gifts to thank them for participating in our special day."
It took a few minutes for them to make their way from their separate corners of the room to where Ken and Miyuki were standing and form the gender specific lines to receive their gifts. First all the groomsmen received theirs, then the bridesmaids were next. As Aoi approached and received hers, Miyuki was handed the microphone by Ken and she said "Aoi, wait a moment, we have another gift especially for you."
Aoi looked puzzled at first along with the other bridesmaids when she said that, and a low murmur went through the crowd speculating about what this gift could be.
"Aoi was one of the people along with Natsumi and Yoriko, responsible for getting me and Kenny to see how much we loved each other and belonged together.for the rest of our lives. Now it's time for us to return the favor."
Miyuki paused for dramatic effect before saying, "You can come in now."
Some of the women in the room began to shriek when Go walked in to the opposite entrance to the room dressed in a black tux carrying a single white and red roses along with a stylishly dressed Sachiko flanked by two bodyguards. Shock and then glee registered on Aoi's face as she spotted them, and she hugged both Sachiko and Go when they arrived at the spot near the DJ area where they were standing.
As Sachiko fished a small box out of her designer purse Go handed Aoi the two roses, smiled as he took the box from his publicist before dropping down to one knee.
"Aoi Futaba, I have loved you ever since the day I first laid eyes upon you many years ago. That love for you has only grown over time and will not go away despite the many obstacles that have been placed in both our paths."
The tears were starting to flow down Aoi's face as Go continued. "Aoi Futaba, I cannot waste another minute of my life not having you in it. Will you marry me?"
"Yes!" Aoi said with excited glee as Go arose, placed the engagement ring on her finger and kissed her as cameras flashed and people cheered .
When the excitement was over Yoriko nudged Aoi with her elbow to get her attention and then whispered into her ear, "Told you it would happen for you"
.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Conservative
Time for a another song rewrite!The GOP, the Tea Klux Klan and everything in the 'white' wing world of conservalunacy has been going off the deep end with their pathological hatred of the POTUS. So thought I'd give y'all a song rewrite with a country twang this time.
Yeeee Haaa! So put on those boots, jeans, ten gallon hat, and fire up those iPods as you sing to Moni's chicken fried remixed lyrics to this song dedicated to my favorite target, the conservafools.
Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Conservative
Sung to the tune of 'Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys' by Waylon Jennings.
Conservatives ain't nice and they're hearts are stone cold.
Their racism and sexism is really getting old
Turn on Fox News
To begin a new day
Don't understand science, and claim they're Christian
Their hypocrisy will blow you away
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be conservative.
Don't let 'em watch Fox News cause Glenn Beck sucks.
Let 'em be liberal progressives not schmucks
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be conservative
Off the deep end they've gone quoting facts that are wrong
While cursing the POTUS they loathe
Conservatives do things that make you deplore them
Claim their protecting the children and people who are white
POC's they don't wanna know them and others they screw,
Sometimes you just wanna shake some sense into them.
They're wrong, they're ignorant and their base won't let them,
Do things for the country that are right
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be conservative.
Don't let 'em watch Fox News cause Glenn Beck sucks
Let 'em be liberal progressives not schmucks
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be conservative.
Off the deep end they've gone quoting facts that are wrong
While cursing at the POTUS they loathe
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Sunday, August 01, 2010
Interview With Moni's Fictional Ladies
"Hi, I'm Lanita Turner, ABC News journalist, weekend anchor and one of the characters in Moni's Capital Gains and Politically Correct novel manuscripts." "Since The TransGriot has stepped away from her computer for a moment, we're going to take this opportunity to commandeer her blog and talk to her loyal readers.
I'm joined today by Lorynn Thibodeaux-Millard from On The Wings of Love, Erica Rideaux of Miss Thang, and my novel castmate Dr. Markita Johnson-Gant."
"As some of you readers know she does write fiction from time to time. She has shared some of her short stories and poetry on the blog. She has some manuscripts in various stages of completion she really needs to get busy finishing and getting published."
"Would you ladies agree or disagree with that assessment?"
"Yes, I agree, Lanita."
"And what leads you to give her work such a positive endorsement, Markita?"
"One thing I like about it is that some of them include positive trans characters of color doing more than just stereotypical stuff."
"You're so right about that."
"Erica, what are your thoughts?"
"I agree. I like the way she told my story. There are far too many negative stereotypes of African-American transwomen out there, and I love her for writing about the sections of our community that takes education and our feminine journeys seriously."
"I also like how she tries to keep it as realistic as possible when she writes her fiction."
"How so, Lorynn?" asked Lanita.
"I know she worked in the airline industry like I do, and consulted with airline industry friends when she began writing On The Wings of Love to make sure she was accurate in terms of post 9-11 procedures." "She also likes weaving history and social commentary in it." said Erica.
"I like the fact she takes seriously the infotainment aspect of her writing, but I do have a problem with her mischaracterizing me last year on this blog as a diva."
"That's a nice segue into our next segment. Let's talk about you ladies individually. Lorynn and Markita, I know you're married, and Erica you're single like I am. Any chance you'll be walking down the aisle soon?"
"No Lanita, don't think so. I'm busy with my company and my blog. I'm at a point in my life right now where if it happens, it happens."
"It was a struggle for me just to get there." said Markita.
"Same here, sis," said Lorynn.
"But it was worth it in the end. Tommy and I are very happy and I got a wonderful stepdaughter out of it as well."
"Lorynn, any kids yet?"
"We haven't been blessed with any, but David and I are happily working on that while spoiling our niece and nephew. Hi, Jasmine! Hi, Trey!"
"I do the same thing with my sister's kids, and I'm the godmother to Senator Reynolds' twins," said Lanita.
"It's been a joy to see my stepdaughter grow up to become a wonderful and intelligent young lady."
"Now, ladies, let get to the juicy parts of your various stories. Erica, I know you were dating a guy at the start of your transition. Are you and Allen still together?"
"Sadly, no. We had some issues that broke up our relationship, but we're still friends."
"And Markita, girl, your drama was all over Capital Gains and Politically Correct. You got outed in the most publically humiliating way in the middle of a contentious political campaign, and you had to fight for the love of your man against a former lover wielding a child as her trump card."
"And as Sister Maya would say,'And still I rise'."
"Lorynn, you had an equally rocky road to travel as well in terms of overcoming the reservations of your now hubby in addition to a scheming ex."
"Well, there's no love lost between me and Marland Evangeline Devereaux that's for sure, but class does win out in the end..."
"Let me go...I've heard enough of this BS.." Marland said as she burst from backstage, past security and got within inches of Lorynn's face
'Ladies and gentleman, our other guest in this interview, Marland Deveraux!"
"What do you mean 'class wins out in the end'? You're still scavenging my sloppy seconds just like you did in Marrero."
"Shouldn't you be hanging out at the Texans training camp trying to snag you a new husband?"
"I got a man."
"And I got the man and the ring, Miss Thing. Isn't it pretty?" Lorynn said as security stepped between them.
'Well, that's all the time we have for this show, so tune in next time when we'll be talking to the men of Moni's fictional universe. I'm Lanita Turner saying so long until next time. We'll now return you back to your regularly scheduled TransGriot posts."
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Texas Has Transpeeps Marrying In It
TransGriot Note: It was past time to pen this song rewrite. I'm more than a little pissed over the fact that ever since the push for same gender marriage started, transgender ones which were once done with no problems, have come under increased attack.Now we have another Texas marriage case in which another trans woman faces not only getting over her husband's untimely death, but having her gender identity questioned, put through media scrutiny and legally stripped away a la Christie Lee Littleton for fiscal reasons.
So, time to whip out those iPod's and sing along to Moni's remixed lyrics.
Texas Has Transpeeps Marrying In It
(sung to the tune of 'Texas Has a Whorehouse In It' from the musical 'Best Little Whorehouse In Texas'
Texas has transpeeps marrying in it.
Lord have mercy on our souls!
Texas has transpeeps marrying in it
Lord have mercy on our souls!
I'll expose the facts because they fill me with disgust
Tripping because of your genitalia and carnal lust
(your genitalia and carnal lust)
A Transwoman has got married and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's hitched, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Bodies close together arms and legs all rearranged
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all of that is strange.
(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)
girl-girl boy-boy boy-girl girl-boy couples (oh no!)
Mixing with transgirl transboy all transgender couples (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting married, that much is very clear
The latest one only happened just 55 miles from here
And now our own GOP Singers
(Texas has transpeeps marrying in it)
I'll put an end to this charade
(Texas has transpeeps marrying in it)
Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Love filled copulation going on.
And it must stop
Stop that copulation!
Love filled copulation!
Stop that copulation!
Love filled copulation!
Texas has transpeeps marrying in itLord have mercy on our souls
Texas has transpeeps marrying in it
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on us and they'll fight us till they drop
Love filled copulation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on.
Don't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and
revealing information about this and other cases.
Cause right wing haters never sleep
(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Moni's Short Stories
I'm taking time out this weekend to do some fiction writing.No, I'm not going to apply for a job as a copy writer for Faux News, people.
But every now and then I like to let my creative juices flow and unleash some of these characters that are yearning to be released from the creative area of my brain and run free to live their lives in the context of a story.
If something newsworthy happens to transpire while I'm doing so, I'll definitely write it up and give you loyal TransGriot readers my chocolate flavored take on it.
But just in case you're curious as to whether not Moni has the fiction writing skills to pay her bills, here's a sample courtesy of some old short stories, song rewrites and poetic posts I've written throughout the years.
Gotta get back to work on that. My characters are calling.
Bathroom Issues
Transgender Heaven
It's a Wonderful Trans Life
The Recruiting Visit
The Sermon
Battlestar Galactica With Soul
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Moni's Greatest Song Rewrite Hits-Volume I
One of the features on this blog that you TransGriot readers tell me you never get enough of are my satirical song rewrites.I'll pen one when world events or newsworthy people inspire me to do.
Well, to make it easy for you (and me) to find them, I'm concentrating all of Moni's song rewrites so far in one post with links for you to peruse them.
The Rad Fem Ones
Saggin' Pants
Barack's The President Now
(You Gotta) Fight For Our Right To Potty
The Propaganda We'll Teach Y'all
Screwed By You
Everyday Sheeple
Grandma Just Got Busted In A Drug Deal
I'm The Sidekick John McCain
GOP Golddigger
They Hate Moni
HRC The Fake Civil Rights Org
You're A Mean One, Barney Frank
I'm The ENDA Bill
The new Barney Theme Song
The GOP Hates Science
Irreplacable
You Can Call Bush Crazy
Why We Hate On Gays
I Won't Vote For Republicans
In Iraqinam
Santa Baby (TG version)
You're Going Back To School
I Cheated In Argentina
Rappin' Rushbo
Teabag Lady
He's A Clown
Get Real
No, No, No (GOP Version)
Monday, May 24, 2010
Screwed By You
TransGriot Note: as the clock ticks down to the weekly broken promised ENDA vote we suspect ain't gonna happen because it's an election year, we get more frustrated as our trans cousins in Canada may be on the verge of getting comprehensive coverage in their nation's civil rights laws.So yeah, time for another song rewrite. Fire up the iPod's and sing along with Moni's fresh new lyrics.
Screwed By You
Sung to the tune of 'Looking For You' by Kirk Franklin
For all the trans people in the struggle
If you think Congress has forgotten about you
It's an election year, you betcha
Let's go
Ain't got no car
Ain't got no house
Ain't got no job
So sorry, boo
Come one
I've been down so long,
I've been hurting so long,
With ENDA's passage we thought transpeeps would catch a break today
It was hard to see, delayed rights for me
I couldn't believe it would last always
But night after night, (Night after night, Night after night)
I pray Lord for the trans community
Then late at night I read in the blogging letters it's not gonna get better
(Chorus)
Don't cha know that
I'm tired of being screwed by you
Full civil rights nothing else will satisfy me
I need ENDA passed now, boo
If we work for change no one can take rights away from you
Life ain't so good to usWe had a mighty long wait
Pass ENDA now, boo
Come on
All my enemies, came at once for me
And some of them are peeps that we considered as our friends
All the while we knew
We had trans sellouts, too
We're no closer to trans rights than when we first began
HRC you are, (HRC you are, HRC you are)
You're not the civil rights org you claim to be
Wherever you are
I'll be picketing near you
NCTE screw you, too
(Chorus 2x)
Don't cha know that
I'm tired of being screwed by you
Full civil rights nothing else will satisfy me
I need ENDA passed now, boo
If we work for change no one can take rights away from you
Don't cha know that
I'm tired of being screwed by you
Full civil rights nothing else will satisfy me
I need ENDA passed now, boo
If we work for change no one can take rights away from you
Here we go now
Here we go now
Don't stop now
In the front now
Not the back now
Don't stop now
Here we go now
Let's lobby now
Ladies
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh
That's for our struggle
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh
That's for our pain
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh
That's for unemployed trans people
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh
Come on and sing it with us y'all
HRC you are, (HRC you are, HRC you are)
You're not the civil rights org you claim to be
Wherever you are
I'll be picketing near you
NCTE screw you, too
[Chorus 2x]
Don't cha know that
I'm tired of being screwed by you
Full civil rights nothing else will satisfy me
I need ENDA passed now, boo
If we work for change no one can take rights away from you
Don't cha know that
I'm tired of being screwed by you
Full civil rights nothing else will satisfy me
I need ENDA passed now, boo
If we work for change no one can take rights away from you
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh (oh,oh,o)
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh (oh,oh,o)
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh (oh,oh,o)
Oh,oh Oh,oh,oh (oh,oh,o)
Saturday, May 22, 2010
The Propaganda We'll Teach Y'all
TransGriot Note: It's song rewrite time. I'm so disgusted over the TX State Board of Education's 'Conservatism Uber Education' whitewashing of social studies curriculum that when I heard this song while flipping through various radio stations, another rewrite was born.So fire up the iPod and sing to the remixed lyrics.
The Propaganda We'll Teach Y'all
sung to the tune of 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 by Pink Floyd
We need right wing education
We need conservative thought control
No Black or Brown history in Texas classrooms
Liberals leave them kids alone
Hey! Liberals! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just the propaganda we'll teach y'all.
All in all it's just the propaganda we'll teach y'all.
We need right wing education
We need conservative thought control
No Black or Brown history in Texas classrooms
Liberals leave them kids alone
Hey! Liberals! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just the propaganda we'll teach y'all.
All in all it's just the propaganda we'll teach y'all.
"Wrong, say it again!"
"If you don't learn this, you won't vote Republican.
How can you love Texas if what we teach you don't repeat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the protest sign, stand still liberal!"
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Monday, May 17, 2010
(You Gotta) Fight For Our Right To Potty
TransGriot Note: It's time for another song rewrite. The idea for this one actually came from Ethan St. Pierre and Bet Power. I came up with the rewritten lyrics because I like 'errbody' else in the trans community is beyond sick and tired of being sick and tired of the bathroom issue being used to delay and scuttle ENDA.So y'all know what time it is. Fire up the iPod's and sing along with the revamped lyrics
Fight For Our Right To Potty
(sung to the tune of the Beastie Boys-(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
Kick it!
Trans people need to pee but we don't wanna go
Needs to be gender neutral but Barney says, "No!"
We need ENDA passed so we can go to work
Right wing preachers hatin’ on the bill like ignorant jerks
We gotta fight for our right to potty
Bathrooms based on presentation need to happen yesterdayGOP hypocrites are saying “No way!”
Facing trans discrimination can be so sad
Coming from so called allies makes you fighting mad (Busted!)
We gotta fight for our right to potty
Don't like that I transitioned? Why should you care?
Don’t need to know what genitalia that I have down there
I’ve got to pee so bump that noise.
I’m not (will be) going to use a bathroom with cisgender boys!
We gotta fight for our right to potty
We gotta fight for our right to potty
Monday, April 05, 2010
Teabag Lady
TransGriot Note: Been a while since I treated y'all to one of my song rewrites. This one is dedicated to all those tragically misinformed women in the teabagger movement,Teabag Lady
Sung to the tune of 'Bag Lady' by Erykah Badu
Teabag lady hates Obama cause he's Black
Why y'all prejudiced like that
I guess Fox News never told you
He's your president too
Yes boo, yes boo, yes boo
He just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA
I said he just wants what's best for the USA
He just wants what's best for the USA
And he's bright
He's bright
He's bright
Ooh ooh
Teabag lady what is all the fuss
You need to shut up
Talkin' that birther stuff
When people see you comin'
People take off runnin'
From you it's true oh yes we do
One day we gone say you get out my face
One day we gone say you get out my face
I said one day we gone say you get out my face
One day we gone say you get out my face
And he's bright
He's bright
He's bright
Ooh ooh
Girl I know sometimes it's hard
And you won't let go
Obama won in a electoral landslide
You can't deny it he's American stop crying
So oh, oh, oh
If you start reading
Then you can believe it
You'll feel so much better
(So much better baby)
Teabag lady
Let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go
Ooh, ooh
Girl Fox you don't need it
I betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(Need someone to teach you right)
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, betcha info)
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, betcha info)
Betcha info makes it better
(I betcha info, I betcha info, oh)
Betcha info makes it better
Betcha info makes it better
(Oh...)
Betcha info make it better...
Teabag lady, hmm
Let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go, let Beck go
Girl you don't need Fox, hmm
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
He's A Clown
TransGriot Note: Been a while since I've been motivated to pen one of my infamous song rewrites. This one is dedicated to our favorite 'ex-gay' preacher, Donnie McClurkin.
Since his self hating Bush butt kissing behind is so fond of using Scripture to beat up repeatedly on GLBT people, thought it was time to turn the tables.
So fire up those iPods and sing along, cause we about to have some church up on this blog!
He's A Clown
sung to the tune of 'We Fall Down' by Donnie McClurkin
He's a clown
Needs to shut up
He's a clown
Needs to shut up
He's a clown
Needs to shut up
His ex gay butt puts GLBT peeps down
That's jacked up Donnie
So shut up
He's hatin' on us again (6x)
His ex gay butt puts GLBT peeps down
So shut up
Labels:
GLBT,
MKR creative writing,
MKR song rewrite
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