Friday, April 22, 2016

Shut Up Fool Awards- Body Slamming Stupidity Edition

Photo courtesy Joanie "Chyna" Laurer Facebook page.
The other well known person who died yesterday was former WWE champion wrestler Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer, who was found dead in her Redondo Beach, CA home yesterday.of a suspected overdose at age 45.

She was a trailblazer in her own right, being the only female wrestler to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship belt  twice during her WWE stint from 1997-2001 and holding the WWE women's championship for 243 days in 2001 before she left the organization..

But it's time to body slam and pile drive some off the charts ignorance and call out some fools in this week's edition of the TransGriot Shut Up Fool Awards

Honorable mention number one is a group award to all the BernBots whining about 'voter suppression' in the wake of Hillary spanking Bernie's azz in New York.    

You failing to know the election rules in New York State, change your registrations in time while knowing that it is a closed primary for Democrats only is not 'voter suppression'.  Talk to Black and Latinx voters and we can tell you what real voter suppression looks like.

Honorable mention number two is Spartanburg County SC Sheriff Chuck Wright, who dragged out the old tired charge comparing the NAACP to the Ku Klan Klan.

You're kidding me right?   The NAACP never assassinated civil rights leaders, murdered civil rights workers, bombed people's churches and homes, or attacked non-violent protesters.   That's the Klan.  But then again, you probably already know that because some of your officers probably wear those pointed hoods on the weekends

Honorable mention number three is Joe Arpaio, the AZ sheriff who falsely tweeted that Prince died of a drug overdose.   Really, fool?  You've been standing outside in that Arizona desert sun too long.  Will be so glad when Maricopa County voters kick your azz out of office.

Honorable mention number four is Kristi Merritt, for accomplishing the double dip of using racism and transphobia to support HB 2.

Honorable mention number five for Uncle Ben Carson, who cooned it up for his conservamassas by opposing replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman

This week's SUF loser winner is Ted Cruz.   The junior senator from Alberta is now doubling down on using transphobia to resuscitate his dying presidential campaign

In addition to kicking a trans teen out of one of his hate rallies, he seized on an opportunity to inject more toxic transphobic hate into the atmosphere by unleashing a transphobic commercial  to attack Donald Trump.

Once again America, as a proud Texan, I implore you to please not let this transphobic dominionist idiot get anywhere near the White House, much less the GOP nomination.

Oh yeah..., Ted Cruz, shut up fool!

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