Friday, January 08, 2016
Shut Up Fool Awards - First Week of 2016 Edition
So yeah, let's get straight to our Shut Up Fool business.
Honorable mention number one is Donald Trump, for ordering his security minions at his Klan rally in Burlington, VT to take the coats of protesters, among his other messed up stuff he's said this week.
Ladies and gentlemen, your front runner for the GOP nomination
Honorable mention number two is Wu Tang Clan founder RZA, who said in an interview that Black people 'dressing better' would prevent police harassment.
Oh really? A suit and tie didn't prevent James Blake from being jacked with by NYPD. Nether did it prevent Bull Connor in 1963 from releasing the dogs and fire hoses on civil rights protesters in Birmingham.
Honorable mention number three is George Zimmerman, who child murdering behind opened his mouth about President Obama.
STFU George. Your azz should be in jail for Trayvon Martin's murder
Honorable mention number four is a group award for VanillaISIS, AKA the terrorists holed up in Oregon who are looking more like the Keystone KKKops than a group that has their stuff together.
Two have been busted for claiming they are Marines when they aren't. They are begging for snacks on the Internet, told by the chief of the Paiute tribe to 'get off my land' and have been told by the sheriff and townspeople of Harney County they need to go back home.
Honorable mention number five we go north of the border for in former Harper cabinet minister Ujjal Dosanjn for his post complaining about political correctness.
Really, you're going write a post about white men whining because they can't be as racist as they wanna be? No wonder Harpo had you in his cabinet.
Honorable mention number six is the GOP congress for passing that Obamacare repeal and gloating about it.
Honorable mention number seven is Boglarka Balogh who thought she would highlight the plight of African indigenous peoples by dressing in Blackface.
Really? Did it occur to you to simply use your platform as a journalist to write articles about those groups.
Honorable mention number eight is Cleveland police officer Matt Cicero, who unleashed a racist online rant aimed at Tamir Rice's mother.
This week's Shut Up Fool winner is Maine governor Paul LePage (R).
Maine's teabagging governor unleashed his inner Klansman when he said out of state drug dealers were impregnating young white girls, are to blame for Maine's drug problem.
"The traffickers -- these aren't people who take drugs. They are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty,"he said. "These type of guys that come from Connecticut and New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home.,"
"Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave. Which is the real sad thing, because then we have another issue that we have to deal with down the road."
When the backlash from those comment hit, he issued a half azzed apology for it, then did what conservafools usually do when they get busted for saying something racist and blamed the media for 'twisting his words'.
But yeah, blame your state's drug problems on non-white out of state non-white people.
Gov. Paul LePage, shut up fool.