Friday, August 21, 2015

Shut Up Fool Awards- Leaving Casa De Slumlord Edition

After a few weeks of unhappy living at a place that was less than satisfactory and dealing with a landlord  unwilling to fix the problems like  no electricity in the three bedrooms and half the living room, but still wanting their rent on time, (you know what my answer to that was) ,me and my lovely roommate are saying goodbye and good riddance to this abominable abode at 7881 Gallahad St  and moving on up to better digs.

And it doesn't look as nice as it does in this picture,

Note to old landlord:  Never piss off a blogger.  All you had to do was pick up your phone instead of ducking and dodging us since July 8 and we could have settled this lemon situation,

Our new place will be in a nicer neighborhood and ours for the next six months.  Dee Dee and I already eyeballed it two weeks ago, and if we like life in it we'll happily extend the lease for a little while longer.

Both of us are just ready to turn this lemon situation around and have some stability in our housing situations so we can go about doing the work of the community and living our lives.

But first things first is moving the hell up out of here.   And while me and Dee Dee are handling that business, I'm well aware of the fact it's Friday, so y'all can peruse this week's edition of the TransGriot Shut Up Fool Awards as I get my move on.

Honorable mention number one is a group award to the Houston media, for continuing to slime the HERO as a 'gay rights ordinace.

Honorable mention number two is a group award for One Million Moms, which is a conservafool white male run group that is getting this callout for daring to slime my little sis Jazz Jennings.

Honorable mention number three is Andrea Lafferty, who said that parent who allow their children to transition are 'committing the ultimate form of child abuse'

Naw it's forcing your child to grow us as a right wing conservative Christian....but I digress.

Honorable mention number four is Donald Trump, who commented that the two brothers who beat up and urinated on a homeless Latino man in his name 'want America to be great again'.

And what would make America great again is you zipping your lying lips and going to Bosley's to get a hair replacement.

Honorable mention number five is Creflo Dollar.   He's still whining about his plan to get his flock to buy him a $65 million dollar jet getting roasted on Black Twitter and everywhere else in the media. So this wannabee Rev. Ike is trying to gaslight his congregation into buying him a jet and claiming his critics don't 'understand God or the Bible."

Oh I understand God and the Bible quite well, Dollar Bill Creflo.   Show me what part of the Bible that has a scripture that reads, "The flock shalt buy thine minister a new jet."

Honorable mention number six is  Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller (R) who exhibited Proven Conservative Racist Leadership by suggesting that nukes are the solution to dealing with Muslim terrorists

This week's Shut Up Fool Winner is Jan Mickleson.    The Iowa conservative radio talker opened his mouth and something racist came out of it.

He suggested on his radio show that Latino undocumented immigrant not only self deport, but the ones that remained be used as 'wards of the state' to and used as lave labor to build that Mexican border fence the conservafools are so fixated on.

Y'all keep proving every thing you peeps flap your gums that you not only want to repeal the 20th Century, but you wish to bring back slavery.

You also keep proving to the world that the only people that matter to the GOP and the conservative movement are other white conservative males.

Jan Mickleson, shut up fool!

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