After the Alabama production plant was cleared to resume making the Best Ice Cream In The Country, it is making four flavors, homemade vanilla, Dutch chocolate, cookies and cream and The Great Divide (chocolate and homemade vanilla combined) until they can get back up to full production.
It will start hitting Houston store shelves on August 31, but after I get reacquainted with one half gallon of the returning flavors, will have to wait until the diet stuff hits the grocer's freezers.
Enough jibber jabber about my favorite ice cream, it's time to start calling out fools.
Honorable mention number one to Donald Trump for being a racist azzhole.and getting us a step closer to that permanent political allegiance switch of Latinos to the Democratic Party happening by kicking Jorge Ramos out of an Iowa press conference. He also let another sexist comment fly at Megyn Kelly among his other WTFery on the GOP campaign trail this week.
Keep it up Donald. Your Latino community poll numbers are probably lower than Yolanda Saldivar's now.
Honorable mention number two is Megyn Kelly, for putting her pumps in her conservafool mouth and demanding that Dr Cornel West explain why #BlackLivesMatter hasn't in her words discussed lack-on black violence, and he schooled her azz.
Honorable mention number three is the now suspended ODU Sigma Nu chapter for hanging some offensive signs at their frat house over the weekend. Semester hasn't even stared and they have already earned an 'F' in treating women with dignity and respect.
Honorable mention number four is SD state rep Roger Hunt, (R) who is proposing genital inspections of transgender athletes because he's pissed off about the South Dakota High School Activities Association’s recent adoption of a trans equality policy.
Figures it would be a GOP legislative pervert proposing this latest attack on trans kids
Honorable mention number five is Michael Brown, who is still trying to spin a decade later the 'heck of a job' he did as head of FEMA in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
Dude, stop trying to spin you way out of the abysmal job you did. History and the videotape don't lie.
Honorable mention number six is the FOX Noise kneegrow fembot Harris Faulkner, who parted her lips to say that parents need to keep their daughters in the kitchen to prevent fraternity rapes.
And when did you have that wash, set and GOP cranial rinse?
This week's Shut Up Fool winner is Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. The word got leaked they are pitching a new reality TV show in which they counsel the victims of sexual abuse.
Really? The peeps who failed their own daughters miserably on that subject now want a TV show to counsel somebody else's childrenwho have fallen victim/to people ilke the predator son they protetced?
What next? A show featuring Jared Fogle talking about how to avoid online child molesters? Bernie Madoff giving investment advice?
Jim Bob and Michelle, your 15 minutes is up, and I need to say this razorback style: Woo pig sooie, PHOOEY!
Translation: Shut up fools!